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The Hoff, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Joke)

  • 01-02-2006 07:42PM
    #1
    god's toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,247 ✭✭✭


    The Hoff, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to The Hoff, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat.


Comments

  • #2
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You know how they got sent to heaven?

    A single roundhouse from Chuck Norris.


  • #3
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    interfad


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tom Selleck, tbh.


  • #5
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ITS SARKY!! Huzzahz! :)


  • #6
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    did i hear the Hoff???

    47723801_6e3d05c81e.jpg


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  • #7
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i told a joke once... everybody cried :(


  • #8
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    amp wrote:
    interfad
    Wow- coming from the biggest memesheep EVER.


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