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dodgiest body part

  • 09-01-2006 02:30AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭


    My fingers never get a tan, and it's spreading. I'll eventually turn albino.

    Pray share thy corporal curiosities.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭psicic


    democrates wrote:
    Pray share thy corporal curiosities.

    Well, he salutes everyone, including the Privates. Ten-hut!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,137 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Pedant ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    I'll just sit back, and watch the innuendos fly by!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,137 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Going by the thread title I would have to say it's the tail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭psicic


    homah_7ft wrote:
    Going by the thread title I would have to say it's the tail.


    Really? What about the cloven feet?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'd say knees- because you can say 'Oo I have a dodgy knee' when you're old, and you use your knees for dodging.

    *nods sagely*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    Those old people. Elbows are the danger. Boney rib crackers, they use them like those chariot wheel extensions in ben hur. "oh sorry love". Yeah right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭psicic


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'd say knees

    Many people might think 'Dodgy knees? Must be from kneeling all the time to give blowjobs when younger.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'd say knees- because you can say 'Oo I have a dodgy knee' when you're old, and you use your knees for dodging.

    *nods sagely*

    Oh ive house-maids knee.........and im not a housemaid......................









    yet.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,540 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sparky-s wrote:
    Oh ive house-maids knee.........and im not a housemaid......................

    yet.
    ::eek:
    psicic wrote:
    Many people might think 'Dodgy knees? Must be from kneeling all the time to give blowjobs when younger.'


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