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A once in a lifetime Christmas offer

  • 25-12-2005 07:09AM
    #1
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Well, it's Christmas morning here in Waterloo Rd and it's all quiet. DeV's gone home and amp's going later, which means the place is mine.

    So with this in mind, I'm running a special 1 day offer - you can come to this unique place and see how a boardsie admin lives...

    Yes folks, at Christmas time let us not forget that having spent a whole year minding things and looking after us all (and having spent an intense month reviewing his Naughty and Nice lists), DeVore has retreated to his parental units for his only home-cooked meal of the year. His bedroom door is ever-so-slightly ajar and a greenish haze has formed in the gap which is blurring the physical borders of the door's existence in the space-time continum. I can hear, well, things...

    Dare you enter the lair of the beast? What terrible sights await your unsuspecting eyes? Roll up roll up for the greatest spectacle the modern world has ever seen!

    I give you,
    THE NEST OF DEVORE!!!

    Admission: €10
    Students and OAPs: €15

    THE NEST OF DEVORE is for mature audiences and therefore we cannot allow children. We suggest they try somewhere more suitable.

    COMING SOON, We take a daring look in AMP'S DRAWERS!!!


Comments

  • #2
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    you're alone today huh?


  • #3
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Bored too...


  • #4
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Hard to say which would be worse amp's drawers or what lurks under Devore's bed.


    Merry Yuletide
    Thaed


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    When you say Amp's drawers, do you mean those thing you keep socks and underpants in, or do you literally mean Amp's knickers? Cos I know which one I hope you mean.


  • #6
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I would like deny the existence of the following items:

    DeVore's Room
    My drawers
    Pants
    Anti-cake


    P.s When I got home Kharn had covered himself in strawberry chocolate and was just about to throw himself in the microwave when I manhandled him to the ground. I tried womanhandling him but I lost my voice.

    Those that what to see what happened next can view the highlights on a video which was made in agreement with Sexy Results Ltd. for a mere €45.

    Call now. Operators are standing by. Because if we let them sit god knows what would happen.

    Merry Consumerasmas to one and all. I love you.


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  • #7
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    but there has to be a sequel, right
    you cant make one vid and hope for the best, you need to milk this industry for what it has.


  • #8
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,137 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    You could make a video of yourself milking


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