Roseanne

The Gnome · 17-12-2005 02:07AM #1

What has humanity done to deserve this plague upon our very eyes? A pox on our soul?

MonkeyTennis · 19-12-2005 04:32PM

she's a whole heap of dirty lovin

Chad ghostal · 22-12-2005 05:24AM

i climbed roseanne once,
took near 30 days,
lost two shirpa's and some porno ;_;

The Gnome · 22-12-2005 05:27AM

Dear lord man, lucky you made home in one piece.

One hears tales of men mounting (erring) Roseanne never to return....

Chad ghostal · 24-12-2005 02:55AM

it was worth it, it was the most rewarding celebrity-fat-chick mounting (erring) expidition..

alot of people talk about oprahs ass, but tbh, it's like climbing an iceberg, Huge moving crevaces, swamps, pimples and dense forrest.. not to mention the stench

thejovialhost · 25-12-2005 01:16AM

Chad ghostal wrote:

the stench

I know them apples!

Kudos on your successful mission. I too hope to venture on an adventure with many adventurous consequences and many a fine story to regail all who will listen.

Inform me as to whether the pimples you mentioned are of an exploding nature because if they are i may have to cancel my planned roseanne mount.....:( They are damn painful if they get in your eye, stings like a bi-atch

sprinkles · 26-12-2005 08:54PM

You know you are actually the first Irish man (asuming you form the emerald isle) to scale the beast. This should result in some sort of statue.

homah_7ft · 31-12-2005 11:50PM

Have you got photos from the summit?

sprinkles · 01-01-2006 01:55AM

This is 1/2 the way up. There's no flash photography at the summit.

PS: We're walking on snow because at that altitude it does snow...even on Rossanne

Undergod · 01-01-2006 09:21PM

Oh, you don't have to put out that red light
Walk the streets for money, sell your body to the night

You don't have to put out that red light,
Walk the streets for money, you don't have to sell your soul tonight

But if you want to, go right ahead. Don't come crying to me when have an avalanche.

homah_7ft · 01-01-2006 10:40PM

I never thought I would say it but Rosanne is beautiful. I never saw her in that light sprinkles.

ClareBear · 02-01-2006 01:45PM

:eek: I have just discovered The Cuckoo's Nest. It's beautiful.

My life has meaning again.

Shiminay · 02-01-2006 02:00PM

I move that ClareBear be banned for her own good...

ClareBear · 02-01-2006 02:14PM

Bastid

sprinkles · 02-01-2006 02:24PM

homah_7ft wrote:

I never thought I would say it but Rosanne is beautiful. I never saw her in that light sprinkles.

:eek:

The thought of Roseanne in the light.....

Shiminay · 02-01-2006 02:47PM

sprinkles wrote:

:eek:

The thought of Roseanne in the light.....

gets sprinkles hard...

and wet...

:eek:

sprinkles · 02-01-2006 03:05PM

Kharn wrote:

gets sprinkles hard...

and wet...

:eek:

I knew it was you outside my window....

Rhyme · 02-01-2006 08:04PM

sprinkles wrote:

:eek:

The thought of Roseanne in the light.....

/me Turns to dust

homah_7ft · 03-01-2006 12:51AM

They say no man leaves alive.

Chad ghostal · 03-01-2006 12:58AM

i left alive...

but i'm dead inside

Do'na think you're man enough for that beast..

she be eatin souls

homah_7ft · 03-01-2006 01:01AM

I bet she swallowed two of your comrades whole. And I don't mean in the good way

Shiminay · 03-01-2006 05:45AM

We lost 2 good men and a hard hat on that trip...

Roseanne

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