How do u wanna go?

Neil3030 · 21-04-2002 04:22PM #1

For your Funeral. Buried, any specific place? Cremated? Where do you want your ashes? Thrown in the sea?

I wanna be buried in a normal graveyard personally. No fancy Shmancy shtuff for me.

Keeks · 21-04-2002 04:24PM

Personally I don't want to go....but when i do, I really don't care what happens to me because I will be DEAD!

azezil · 21-04-2002 04:48PM

For my funeral, i couldn't give a monkeys.

For my death however, i'd prefer to have a meaningful death, near mid life, than to have a meaningless drawn out death after a pointless life.
Give my life for someone, or for a cause, something i'd be remembered for

rachel · 21-04-2002 05:03PM

cremated

i know i'd be dead so i won't care but right now the thought of being buried and the whole decomposing lark is a little too much...

chernobyl · 21-04-2002 05:05PM

sky diving accident or hunting accident..6 of 1...

DadaKopf · 21-04-2002 05:10PM

In a cardboard box, under a tree.

azezil · 21-04-2002 05:38PM

Originally posted by DadaKopf
In a cardboard box, under a tree.

a very "green" way to go

phobos · 21-04-2002 06:58PM

Strange But True...

I would like to upload my mind & all my memories to a computer (with the addition of the knowledge that, this event occured). Then have my stored information uploaded in to a borg, or next generation human clone, so I could live on. It would just be like falling asleep and awaking with a new body. I'm sure there are people reading this and thinking he must be mad. You are probably right, but I don't mind the politics and filling out forms etc

Failing that, I would like to be cryogenically preserved.

Failing that I would have to say that I don't know what will happen because if I don't die for quite some time, and live to be old, who knows what options I will have then. So if ye're all around when I'm on my dying bed, I let yez know

;-phobos-)

The Sweeper · 21-04-2002 08:59PM

When I am dead I would like to be cremated please, and my ashes put into an egg timer.

daftbegger · 21-04-2002 09:03PM

I wanna be turned into a 'Doors greatest hits' coz I will live 4 evah!!

n.catenthusiast · 21-04-2002 09:08PM

I dunno, i might give my body to that German freak show thingy, where they pump plastic through the blood vessels, and put the resulting preserved body into hilarious positions.

Oeneus · 21-04-2002 10:23PM

I'd like to be mummmified or frozen. But the whole "being under the ground" stuff feels kind of icky so it puts me off being buried.

I guess realistically I'd like to be cremated, and then just thrown in the air in the wind or something, but preferably not in Ireland

Mills · 21-04-2002 10:49PM

Originally posted by Oeneus
I'd like to be mummmified or frozen. But the whole "being under the ground" stuff feels kind of icky so it puts me off being buried.

I guess realistically I'd like to be cremated, and then just thrown in the air in the wind or something, but preferably not in Ireland

That's something I never got, how are some people scared of being put in a coffin and buried, yet fine with being put in a coffin and rolled into a fire?

Lemming · 21-04-2002 11:04PM

quickly .... very quickly .. and relatively painless as possible

BUT .. failing that,

in bed frmo a massive heart-attack brought on by having a shag-a-thon with several young lovely pr0n-starlets

I can think of worse ways to go

DEATH BY SUSU!! LONG LIVE THE BROKEN PELVIS!!!

hacktavist · 21-04-2002 11:16PM

Id like to die after falling (jumping?) of something high I think the rush would be great.
Id also like to know what its like to get shot and have a limb cut off.
But thats just me.

yellum · 21-04-2002 11:41PM

I want to go violently. Fighter jet smashing into ground or something like that. Very violent but instant death. Big ball of flame if possible so theres **** all of me left.

Then the conspiracy theories of me not really being dead could start.

The Corinthian · 22-04-2002 12:09AM

In the family crypt, next to my great grandfather and (also eventually) my father.

Kind of a warm fuzzy feeling, knowing that - in a morbid kind of way...

Cake Fiend · 22-04-2002 02:44AM

Cremated - I've always hated graveyards; not only a waste of space, but a horrible place to visit.

Shiminay · 22-04-2002 07:39AM

I'd like to die in the arms of someone special to me.

Definitly cremation when I'm gone.

Lenny · 23-04-2002 07:00PM

I have me parents grave for me if I want it over in newlans Neil

hehe

havok* · 23-04-2002 09:32PM

6 ft under pls.

should hopefully have a fair few grand spare for the biggest free piss up everrrrr afterwards

Why do so many ppl want to be cremated ? seems abit messy (for everybody else)

Spunog UIE · 23-04-2002 11:26PM

cremated, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

i thinkt the thought of someone diggin ya back up and havin a look at your bones then puttin ya on display wayyyyyyyyyyy in the future. i dunno, ya'd just feel so naked

ya i know ya'd be dead, but STILL! and when your creamated your loved ones can bring you home in a jar. i'm sure my familys morbed sence of humour would have a laugh about that, even if they would be realllly depressed etc.

like to die peacefully in my sleep like its said to happen to sooooooooooo many people. well maybe just wake up for a min or too and look around then die.

something like. gonna die now eh? ahhhh hell no, i don't wanna! but wanted to do this and that...ahhh well gotta go some time. *bump*

immort4l · 24-04-2002 10:58AM

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GoneShootin · 24-04-2002 11:40AM

i want AC/DC [or similar facsmilie thereof] playing all their songs as im dumped into the sea.

also want hydro powered 20 cd repeating cd player in watever they put me into to supply my dead rotting carcase with AC/DC music.

how odd, very very odd.

Dr. Loon · 24-04-2002 01:22PM

Originally posted by Gone Shootin

how odd, very very odd.

You should replace the word odd with sad

-ADREN- · 24-04-2002 01:53PM

nah i think thats a cool idea

Me wants that as well.

Ronan|Raven · 24-04-2002 02:46PM

I wish to be cremated and then have my ashes spread across the turf at Anfield.

shotamoose · 24-04-2002 03:34PM

method of death: murdered by pacifists.
method of disposal: cremated, ashes mixed in with lots of fireworks, fireworks set off above crowd of teary-eyed loved ones.
Graham Chapman had this done and I think it's just lovely.

OLDYELLAR · 24-04-2002 03:42PM

i want somebody to make sure i am actually dead before they put the lid on the coffin . i want to be buried but remember what happened to father jack........................ yes i think i have already had my quota of floor polish for this week , or so the little voices in my head tell me . bye bye

Khynareth · 25-04-2002 01:14PM

I want to die while flying/sky diving, then leave my body at the bottom of the ocean, for the fish to feed on...

LegacyUser · 01-05-2002 07:47PM

I want to be buried with my eyes open in an open perhaps glass casket. With born to be wild played as my coffin is carried out.
After that i dont give a crap as long as i get into heaven

How do u wanna go?

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