The oldest man you ever emailed?

sterculelum · 23-08-2005 06:35PM #1

Who is the oldest man you have ever emailed? What was his name? Is he still alive?

Cured_Alright · 23-08-2005 07:04PM

Santa Clause

sterculelum · 23-08-2005 07:10PM

Very good. Well I emailed his father.

Daelus · 23-08-2005 08:14PM

A FOX network executive. I've christened him: Kaboosh.

sterculelum · 23-08-2005 08:15PM

Age?

Daelus · 23-08-2005 08:15PM

Uhm.. I'm guessing 57 years and 3 weeks.

Rantorama · 23-08-2005 08:24PM

My dad,but he has trouble figuring out how the interweb works,so he probably never got it.

Rhyme · 23-08-2005 08:26PM

Mr.DCU... whoever he is

sterculelum · 23-08-2005 08:27PM

Age is but a number.

Email is but an address.

amp · 24-08-2005 06:34PM

Yore Ma

Earthhorse · 24-08-2005 06:40PM

I once tried to e-mail an 87 year old man but there was a problem with the daemon-mailer and he was returned. Now he lives in my basement.

(Edit: I don't have a basement).

Redhairedguy · 24-08-2005 10:23PM

Tom, a business consultant from Westminster in England.

He offered to give me a bigger penis in three weeks...... Now it won't stop growing!

Scraggs · 24-08-2005 10:29PM

my daddy...he's 56

no wait... Tom Burns hes pushin 60.

[both still alive btw]

Chad ghostal · 20-09-2005 03:40AM

i emailed "link" the missing link between ape and human..
he's a couple of billion years old..
and he's still horney as hell
he was humping my foot the last time i emailed him.

The oldest man you ever emailed?

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