Odour during intercourse

LegacyUser · 05-09-2005 11:11AM #1

This may sound a little crude but I really would like to know if others have had experience of it.

During sex with my girlfriend we occasionally go into the doggy style position. I always notice straight away a very strong smell of sh1t. This lingers during the position. I usually have to hold my head back in order to stop gagging.

Don't get me wrong now. I love her dearly. She is exceptionally hygienic. It is just that with anyone else I have been in that position with I have never experienced that smell.

I was wondering whether anyone else out there has experienced this.

Does the fact that she orgasms quite frequently lead to maybe an involuntary reaction in that region?

Kiera · 05-09-2005 11:52AM

Its probably something as simple as not wiping properly after using the toilet. It’s a tough one though. Not sure how you’d go about saying it to her? If you’re really really close you should be able to say it to her in a joking kinda manner.

bacon? · 05-09-2005 11:59AM

had that with an x once, she obviousuly didn't wipe properly.

this is gonna sound odd, but i get a chocolate smell from my gf.

wtf's that all about.

better than feces though.

i can see this one being locked by the way.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 05-09-2005 12:03PM

You could always put a peg on your nose.

eth0_ · 05-09-2005 12:12PM

bacon? wrote:

this is gonna sound odd, but i get a chocolate smell from my gf.

Maybe she uses Cocoa butter as a moisturiser, that smells like chocolate.

To the OP - tell your girlfriend to have a shower before you have sex... that is GROSS.

Santa Claus · 05-09-2005 12:31PM

how about getting her some of those moist toilet paper wipes, you know the things for cleaning a baby when changing a nappy.

ferdi · 05-09-2005 03:45PM

thats nasty, you shouldnt have to putt up with that ****

excuse the pun

trishw78 · 05-09-2005 03:52PM

bacon? wrote:

this is gonna sound odd, but i get a chocolate smell from my gf.

wtf's that all about.

Sorry but that was the funniest thing I've every read.... I'd say it's the coco butter, it's nice to smell like chocolate...

I've just thought does she fart you know silent but violent

TerrorFirmer · 05-09-2005 04:21PM

Jacko P wrote:

During sex with my girlfriend we occasionally go into the doggy style position. I always notice straight away a very strong smell of sh1t. This lingers during the position. I usually have to hold my head back in order to stop gagging.

She is exceptionally hygienic.
I was wondering whether anyone else out there has experienced this.

Thats very stange. I notice you say she's exceptionall hygenic. I mean, anyone who's anyway reasonably clean would not produce a smell out of pure uncleanliness. Even if they didn't wipe fully correctly after an occasion, they still wouldn't produce a problem like you have described.

I'm curious as to 2 things:

1) Why an earth do you keep doing the position if that is what results
2) When you lick her, do you get that smell/taste. Its hard to believe that it comes from the anus unless its actually visibly filthy.

Maybe she passes wind in the said position involuntarily....

eth0_ · 05-09-2005 05:50PM

trishw78 wrote:

I've just thought does she fart you know silent but violent

Your farts smell of ****???

trishw78 · 05-09-2005 05:54PM

No but it was just an idea

lazylad · 05-09-2005 06:20PM

Febreeze...gets rid of bad smell without covering them up...
Use that

dlofnep · 05-09-2005 07:01PM

tell her to get colon cleansing.. Ben Affleck done it and look at him now!

WhiteWashMan · 05-09-2005 07:28PM

maybe when the OP kneels upright, he can smell his own bum?

who knows?

try showering together, or start buying her scented anal wipes as a bit of a hint.

you could try those ones from Kandoo for kids

Repli · 05-09-2005 07:31PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

try showering together, or start buying her scented anal wipes as a bit of a hint.

That's a fairly obvious "hint" LOL..

OP.. just stop doing doggy style.. problem solved

secret_squirrel · 05-09-2005 09:39PM

Sounds like some more investigation is needed.

In the guise of rubbing her back, foreplay etc - get her to lie down and whilst rubbing and generally fooling about take a chance to have a sniff around.

If there's no smell then its probably the doggy style causing the problem.

po0k · 05-09-2005 09:43PM

Get into coprophilia

bounty_hunter · 05-09-2005 09:48PM

I don't care if I get banned, this is the funniest thing I've read in at least a fortnight.

Tiffany · 06-09-2005 12:48AM

bounty_hunter wrote:

I don't care if I get banned, this is the funniest thing I've read in at least a fortnight.

I was just going to say the same, I can't stop laughing.

Anyway, it's a difficult issue to tackle. She would be embarassed if you told her, no matter how gently you put it. You could always buy baby wipes but not specify that they are for her to use (that's if you live together) and she might start using them.

And in reply to other suggestions:
Febreze is for clothes, not for smelly anuses. :rolleyes:
Scented anal wipes? Says a bit too much I think...

Stench Blossoms · 06-09-2005 01:01AM

You could always try using flavoured condoms. The smell is very strong, it might cover up the pooy smell...

jcoote · 06-09-2005 01:10AM

blame it on yourself and pretend ilke your all embarressd...go and have a shower and if she goes down on u ask her if she can get it...then just say 'it must be u then'...u'd be a braver man than most if u did...u could always try the already suggested shower or bath thing too

mr_angry · 06-09-2005 01:14AM

Tell her you're trying an anal plug on her and discretely slip in a clove of garlic. Or a Glade plug-in.

bounty_hunter · 06-09-2005 01:23AM

Tiffany wrote:

And in reply to other suggestions:
Febreze is for clothes, not for smelly anuses. :rolleyes:
Scented anal wipes? Says a bit too much I think...

Eh, I think you'll find that Febreeze suggestion may have been ever so slightly sarcastic.

Lafortezza · 06-09-2005 01:32AM

mr_angry wrote:

Or a Glade plug-in.

I hear they last up to 8 weeks!

_Turismo4 · 06-09-2005 02:38AM

Jacko P wrote:

This may sound a little crude but I really would like to know if others have had experience of it.

During sex with my girlfriend we occasionally go into the doggy style position. I always notice straight away a very strong smell of sh1t. This lingers during the position. I usually have to hold my head back in order to stop gagging.

Don't get me wrong now. I love her dearly. She is exceptionally hygienic. It is just that with anyone else I have been in that position with I have never experienced that smell.

I was wondering whether anyone else out there has experienced this.

Does the fact that she orgasms quite frequently lead to maybe an involuntary reaction in that region?

“Are you for real?”
I don’t know what to say about that one, Unless you do it in the shower or outdoors.or buy her a beday. That way you’ll avoid the smell.

rubadub · 06-09-2005 11:36AM

Jacko P wrote:

I usually have to hold my head back in order to stop gagging.

Classic, I hope she is reading this!
How could it be not wiping properly? unless there is actual visible crap on her arse. Could she be farting?

djmarkus · 06-09-2005 11:38AM

rubadub wrote:

Classic, I hope she is reading this!
How could it be not wiping properly? unless there is actual visible crap on her arse. Could she be farting?

No beating round the bush there!

Sleipnir · 06-09-2005 11:40AM

Get the auld 'Magic Tree' out of the car!

rubadub · 06-09-2005 12:19PM

djmarkus wrote:

No beating round the bush there!

The bush aint the problem!

brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la
theres a girl's brown stinky ring, tra la la la la la

Gordon · 06-09-2005 12:53PM

Back on topic please.

Pataman · 06-09-2005 02:16PM

While I also find this exceptionally funny, you could show her this thread, anonamously, while browsing and she what she says.

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