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The 'I'm Not Single So Why The Hell Am I Posting Here Thread' (MASTERBATE FREE)

  • 30-08-2005 04:03PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by Seinfeld, here's a fun contest.

    From a starting Date, see who on this forum can go the longest without having sex or masturbating. Starting 12am on Monday morning.

    Rules are:

    Sex includes Blowjobs and Handjobs.

    This is open to all sexes.

    You must check in here from time to time to make sure you haven't forgotten.

    And above all BE HONEST. There's no real way to prove (Well, not legally). So we have to rely on everyone's honesty.

    So who's in?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    That's no fun at all! And a bit sexist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    blisterman: ... ? why


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Ok, men and women are equal I'll change that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    And the point of this is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    Talliesin wrote:
    And the point of this is?
    Ditto.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    ahahaha..... no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    10am monday... well I already lost!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    yeah, whatever the crazy spahgetti penguin said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    mer her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    I am single...

    What are the consequences of my posting here and why?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm single, contary (SP) to certain peoples blief *me glares at dan* and I'm posting here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I'm here too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Yeah but I pointed it out first...

    And what's all this glaring about, eh?

    /feels Rach's sharp glare piece him like a thousand tiny icy tooth-picks or like that seen in the movie 'Audition' with teh Crazy girl and the needles and whatnot... yeah...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    God bless us taken men/women :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Why the hell are you posting here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    A lot more people entered this on the Ultimate Guitar forum.


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