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Irish MILF's. Fact or fiction?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭miss_gonzo


    my moms not irish
    but shes in her 40s and is damn good looking
    she gets looks all the time

    more than me i'd say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,818 ✭✭✭Bateman


    as a 25 year old going out with a girl in her early 30s, I'm SHOCKED that you actually consider women in their 30s like some kind of different species that you can't get near. From my experience women are total headwreckers and irrational in their 20s and don't really get a grip until their late 20s early 30s. Most of them have been through the bull**** of relationships before and are mellowed at this stage. Is the OP of this post a teenager by any chance?


    Bang on, I can't believe some people think 30s is old. :eek:

    But they do exist, well into the 40s I'd say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Oh yeah ,they exist all right....


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,748 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    up de gee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Fact!

    I have seen plenty in my time


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    I'm sure Mordeth will be able to shed some light on this matter. lets just say 50ish and HOT.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    My mate who's 31 is currently seeing a 48 year old divorced MILF. You'd swear to look at here that she's only early 30's (she admits she's had surgery and I wouldn't mind shaking the hand of the surgeon who did that work) but my mate does mention every so often the phrase throwing sausages up O'Connell Street so I guess there's some areas where the ageing/birthing process can't be reversed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭drunkenfool


    Go to willow park primary school at 3.00pm, all the soccer moms driving the BMW suv's(dunno what the name of the model is) picking up their sons....

    UNBELIEVABLE!!

    trophy wife's, gotta get me one of them

    first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Throwing sausages up O'Connell st :) That's a new one.

    Yeah - lots of MILFs in Dublin - more so than in Macedonia anyway...


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I always thought a MILF had to be someone with a son/daughter your own age, so that as you get older so do they. It wouldn't make much sense calling some young wan of 30 a MILF as you pass her on the way back from collecting your pension.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    It's a fact of course! In fact one has just moved into my street and I plan to call round for some NescafeGoldBlend soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    but my mate does mention every so often the phrase throwing sausages up O'Connell Street

    waving a pencil around in Croke Park
    a wizard's sleeve
    a clown's pocket


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    Mickey Money day


    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I always thought a MILF had to be someone with a son/daughter your own age, so that as you get older so do they. It wouldn't make much sense calling some young wan of 30 a MILF as you pass her on the way back from collecting your pension.

    Generally speaking, thats true. I'd say about always 16+ years older then you would be eligible?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    waving a pencil around in Croke Park
    a wizard's sleeve
    a clown's pocket
    No thread on the tyres so to speak


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    diving into an olympic swimming pool


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Rathfarnham shopping centre from what i hear is a MILF honey pot....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Daelus


    It's a fact alright. There's one living right across the road from me! Mid 40s. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭cashback


    I think Mary Kennedy from Nationwide is hot. Seriously she is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,265 ✭✭✭aidan_dunne


    cashback wrote:
    I think Mary Kennedy from Nationwide is hot. Seriously she is.

    Yeah, she's not bad. I'd do her anyway! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Yeah, she's not bad. I'd do her anyway! :D

    in the mouth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭case_sensitive


    ColHol wrote:
    No thread on the tyres so to speak
    waving a pencil around in Croke Park
    a wizard's sleeve
    a clown's pocket

    Isn't there an operation to fix this? Read about first in the Godfather (book), and heard about a guy getting his girlfriend done, it's pretty straightforward. It's like trading in your milf for her daughter girth-wise..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,264 ✭✭✭Junior


    I was seeing my supervisior at work for a while when I was about 22, she was 36 or so, she had worked with my mum for a while and stuff so I never really said anything to the family who I was seeing. She was seperated from her husband at the time ..

    *sigh* *silly chap*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Isn't there an operation to fix this? Read about first in the Godfather (book), and heard about a guy getting his girlfriend done, it's pretty straightforward. It's like trading in your milf for her daughter girth-wise..

    The guy was Michael Corleone. Girlfriend was Apollonia whom he later married.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭RVN10


    giggidy giggidy !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭case_sensitive


    <owned>
    Had you read either the book, or the post, you'd realise that the girlfriend/operation story was people I actually know, and that the girl from Godfather was Lucy..
    </owned>

    I'm just grumpy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭randomfella


    <snip>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    randomfella banned for posting links to porn.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,006 ✭✭✭✭Utopia Parkway


    cashback wrote:
    I think Mary Kennedy from Nationwide is hot. Seriously she is.

    She's a 100% MILF!

    She was doing some charity thing back at home a few months ago and she was in one of our local pubs for the night. Never thought about her much beforehand but have to admit that she's a fine thing in person. Seriously she's a honey! Very good looking woman for her age. There were plenty of lads in their 20's chatting her up as well. Think she had to leave early in the end she was getting so much male attention.

    I'd say she was an absolute ride in her younger days! Still is if you ask me. :D


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