The Colin Farrell's Painfully Minging Green Stubble Thread. CONTAINS SANDWICHES!

trishw78 · 17-08-2005 03:09PM #1

Post anything Random... Random is good

I was just thinking in a random sort of way...

What would it be like to really die be chocolate you know Death by Chocolate

I want chocolate...

Femelade · 17-08-2005 04:12PM

there's already a random stuff thread here somewhere

but i'll say it again...

my avatar has boobies

Redhairedguy · 17-08-2005 06:40PM

I see the marshmallow... but the marshmallow, he peep! SO I smash his head in with my ninja stick of glowing hair! Then the monkey come and he hit me with his malformed hands, and I cry and bleed poo! So monkey laugh and transform into a mega monkey of unequal proportions.... so I call upon the magic power of Shrule, Funshog and Greyskulls. And i turn into BOWELMAN, with the gastronomical powers of 100 british lads after 10 pints and a Tikka Masala.... i shoot monkey through head with my powerful burp, and ride off into the sunset on my pet Avacado, Steve!

Femelade · 17-08-2005 08:57PM

Put Down That Ninja Star!!!!!

Zombienosh · 17-08-2005 09:09PM

****in sticky mouse, it took me 20 minutes to get onto this forum. GRrrrrrrrrrr chewieeeee

jaggeh · 17-08-2005 09:30PM

curtains

angry_fox · 17-08-2005 10:27PM

ALL hail the King of Emptiness, bow before him and worship his nothingness......

delly · 17-08-2005 10:37PM

Remember the 90's?, sure weren't they grand days. 3 months of summer holidays with not a care in the world. Off to the grove on a Saturday night, and then on to Macari's in Raheny for a battered sausage and chips.

Do ye know that its very hard to get good chipper chips these days. I can't remember the last bit of decent chipper food i've had. Pizza on the other hand is a different story.

Dominos pizza in Swords is great, espcially with all the side orders that you can get. Eddie Rockets on the other had has gone way down in standards. But thats life eh?

TerrorFirmer · 17-08-2005 11:56PM

Yep, 1983 was the year, and I wasn't born, so how the **** am I supposed to know the rest of the story.

go work it out yourself

trishw78 · 18-08-2005 07:58AM

The Cheeses of Nazarath get it cheeses JESUS CHEESES

jezza · 18-08-2005 10:47AM

Oops i did it again......*burps*

trishw78 · 18-08-2005 12:42PM

I had some chocolate it wasn't nice... I'm starving now... I could eat a whole scabby cat I'm that hungry

jezza · 18-08-2005 01:11PM

50 cent seksie..will he date me?

Redhairedguy · 21-08-2005 12:36AM

maybe if you're really good... Dr Dre come down and pee in your ear!

jezza · 21-08-2005 03:25PM

Booo ya! Bwing me up!

Sarky · 21-08-2005 07:14PM

jezza wrote:

50 cent seksie..will he date me?

You're attracted to cripples with speech impediments?

qz · 21-08-2005 07:48PM

Randomness makes me tingle in my tingley bits.

Scraggs · 21-08-2005 10:54PM

i was at tullow show today i've never been at a farming type event before it entertained me in ways unimaginable

Redhairedguy · 21-08-2005 11:01PM

I once found a piece of toast who said to me, "if you spare me, i will grant you three wishes and unimaginable fortunes."

I spread nutella over him... he scream but taste gooooood!

shanethemofo · 21-08-2005 11:04PM

i like pie.... imaginne if you crossed a pie with a quishe! whoa that would be cool... speaking of cross dressing is anyone competing in the wheelbarrow olympics... i hear snorkling is banned this year. sighs and puts shotgun back in toilet

qz · 21-08-2005 11:05PM

Giblets.

Larianne · 21-08-2005 11:05PM

Who tests the taste of Dog/cat food? Has to be people. It's not like the little Caesar dog goes "Actually I think it needs more herbs and spices, WOOF". Urgh imagine getting that job.

In college, peole doing the iron stomach comp would have to eat a plate of it without puking. eurgh!! :cool:

Anyone ever taste dog or cat food?

sanncoo · 21-08-2005 11:11PM

I wonder what time i will set my alarm for?

qz · 21-08-2005 11:12PM

I tasted dog food once. Kinda gritty.

Larianne · 21-08-2005 11:35PM

qz wrote:

I tasted dog food once. Kinda gritty.

eurgh!!

Redhairedguy · 21-08-2005 11:36PM

I have a little habit of sort of nibbling dog biscuits or treats before giving themt o my dog... don't ask me why!

Pigs ears taste friggin delicious!

Larianne · 21-08-2005 11:41PM

but but why???

When younger I did try some of my cats christmas present, chocolate covered button thingys. Didnt taste like buttons at all.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 22-08-2005 04:56AM

cu-cu-cu-cu--cu-cu-cuuooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

amp · 22-08-2005 06:33PM

Sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror. My reflection is wise.

TerrorFirmer · 23-08-2005 09:14PM

amp wrote:

Sometimes I talk to myself in the mirror. My reflection is wise.

how long have you been treating your mother like this

Redhairedguy · 24-08-2005 10:13PM

They always say, "Where's there's muck, there's brass!".

I was wiping an Old Age Pensioners bum the other day, and I DIDN'T FIND NO GODDAMN TUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Colin Farrell's Painfully Minging Green Stubble Thread. CONTAINS SANDWICHES!

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