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my ass cheeks are sooooo itchy

  • 17-08-2005 05:25PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭


    I remember it used to itch like this when I sat on the ****ty plastic chairs in school. I think that was because of hair starting to grow on it. The last couple of days it has been itching like mad while I am sitting down again. It is a pain in the ass. I have to sort of lean forward and lift it off the seat. It looks silly when I do taht, sticking my ass up in the air and all :(


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Resist the urge... or buy something for it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I would have thought it looks a tad more silly when you begin to scratch it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    If God (or Allah) didn't want us to scratch our arses, he wouldn't have given us fingernails!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Man! This is what happens after you shave your ass! Someone should of warned you. Now you just have to keep shaving forever or grin and bear it until it grows back.


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