Slices of Raw brocolli

Redhairedguy · 16-08-2005 12:25AM #1

are good for beating your sister into submission when she won't help you kidnap, torture and eat the president.

i'm voting that we sign a petition to enforce the uses of brocolli in warfare and thus out law them from civilan uses, without said brocolli licenses.

who's with me?

All for one, and one for banning brocolli!!!!!!

amp · 16-08-2005 05:12AM

I despise brocolli yet I have love for cauliflower. It's like eating brains.

TerrorFirmer · 16-08-2005 05:43PM

Its the new heroin, get with the times amp

Kio · 16-08-2005 06:53PM

yea bud stop reckin da buzz get on da brocolli train

kittenkiller · 16-08-2005 06:55PM

Brocolli doesn't kill people ethnic minorities do!

sanncoo · 16-08-2005 07:00PM

kittenkiller wrote:

Brocolli doesn't kill people ethnic minorities do!

WHAT!!! Brussel Sprouts are killers! Well I never!

That's a little nasty nekkid minority!! :rolleyes:

kittenkiller · 16-08-2005 07:04PM

Never turn your back on a sprout!
They'll kill you as soon as cause indigestion!

sanncoo · 16-08-2005 07:22PM

Little feckers! I hear they are in league with the runner beans and are trying to coerce the mangetout!

Vive le Sugarsnap Pea!

kittenkiller · 16-08-2005 07:33PM

Ever wonder why 'black eyed beans' are so called?
They're ALWAYS getting beaten up for snitching on all the other veg.
They're scum!

funky penguin · 16-08-2005 08:01PM

sanncoo wrote:

mangetout!

Heh heh heh.

I always call that "man-g-toot"

Redhairedguy · 16-08-2005 08:10PM

I'm always wary when I'm around a potatoe..... they got over a gadzillion eyes.... always watching.... waiting..... but mostly watching!

supersheep · 16-08-2005 08:14PM

amp wrote:

I despise brocolli yet I have love for cauliflower. It's like eating brains.

I ate brains once. Deep-fried brains.
The best vegetable is cheese.

Redhairedguy · 16-08-2005 08:21PM

supersheep wrote:

The best vegetable is cheese.

Cheese isn't a vegetable it's a weopan of mass destruction, capable of erradicating millions of innocent carrots.....

when will it end? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN WILL IT END???????

TerrorFirmer · 16-08-2005 08:51PM

In other news, a pack of decaying carrots was arrested yesterday as they attempted to cross the border into the dairy section. More news as it comes.

amp · 17-08-2005 08:36AM

supersheep wrote:

I ate brains once. Deep-fried brains.

Tasted like cauliflower. Am I rite?

The best vegetable is cheese.

I agree, cheese should be a part of every meal and as part of a balanced diet. FORTIFIED WITH CHEESE!

Redhairedguy · 17-08-2005 05:58PM

amp wrote:

cheese should be a part of every meal and as part of a balanced diet. FORTIFIED WITH CHEESE!

Ye're all mad.... it's a darn conspiracy I tells ya.... first they gain your trust and love.... then they kill your loved ones and blame it on the baked goods.... next they overthrow your government, and before you know it. You've got a Feta, Brie and Edam dictatorship

Rhyme · 17-08-2005 06:03PM

amp wrote:

I have love for cauliflower. It's like eating brains.

*Shudder*

supersheep · 17-08-2005 09:19PM

amp wrote:

Tasted like cauliflower. Am I rite?

To answer this question properly would breach the forum charter, so instead I will throw a spoon at your left big toe. Gokki-wokki-hoy-hoy.
[This is me after seventeen hours awake. Anyone who wants to know what brains really taste like, PM me]

Slices of Raw brocolli

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