[rant] I'm getting pretty miffed about of all these queer banners

16-08-2005 09:04PM #1

I'm straight thanks. No amount of your damn propoganda is going to swing me the other way. :mad:

I don't get this banner at all. Its black and pink and looks pretty gay. The pink triangles really drive the point home if you know what I mean.

Hey look! A typical gay person. Funny how they all look alike.

Isn't bestiality illegal in Ireland??

Gay toilet signs anyone?

This should read, all the real lesbians look like truckers.

TerrorFirmer · 16-08-2005 09:19PM

Haha...know whats the best?

Their banners reflect a general sterotype they all ****in rant about whenever WE use it

secret_squirrel · 16-08-2005 09:20PM

I think Ronoc must be getting 'urges'

16-08-2005 09:30PM

secret_squirrel wrote:

I think Ronoc must be getting 'urges'

The urge not to be gay

I'm just tossing out some slogans for a straight persons banner.

"Straight Beers, because we don't have to advertise it!"

"Straight Beers, Bible approved since 1AD!"

etc etc

Baz_ · 16-08-2005 10:00PM

We'.... *Ahem* ...They're here. they're queer. Get used to it!

Power to the...[insert something here]

Actually thats a bit rude

secret_squirrel · 16-08-2005 10:06PM

They're here. they're queer. Its only a boards beer?

this is the second queer beer moan thread. My gawd there are some bigots here. All thinly veiled as moans about the frequency/content of the ads.

Silly me expecting some tolerance from fellow boardsies.
Chill out ffs.

16-08-2005 10:18PM

secret_squirrel wrote:

They're here. they're queer. Its only a boards beer?

this is the second queer beer moan thread. My gawd there are some bigots here. All thinly veiled as moans about the frequency/content of the ads.

Silly me expecting some tolerance from fellow boardsies.
Chill out ffs.

Get a sense of humor. The tongue is firmly in the cuckoos nest.

secret_squirrel · 16-08-2005 10:27PM

ronoc wrote:

Get a sense of humor.

Perhaps if you could post something funny first? Or even post in the humour forum for us who need your jokes sign posted?

In other news - you can tongue my cuckoo's nest any day.

Baz_ · 16-08-2005 10:27PM

The only complaint one should ever have about the frequency of the aforementioned ad's, is that the lesbian one isn't.

Frequent, I mean.

That sounds gay.

Whoops!

16-08-2005 10:32PM

secret_squirrel wrote:

Perhaps if you could post something funny first? Or even post in the humour forum for us who need your jokes sign posted?

In other news - you can tongue my cuckoo's nest any day.

Or even in the Cuckoos Nest :rolleyes:

Please get out of this thread if you have nothing further to contribute.

kawaii · 16-08-2005 11:59PM

Are you still ignoring me...

meh, I'm not even gonna start...

Boston · 17-08-2005 06:23AM

MobileInfantry wrote:

Haha...know whats the best?

Their banners reflect a general sterotype they all ****in rant about whenever WE use it

Such bull****. This is taking the piss out of streotypes not taking them to heart. Morons like you use them to put people down and think they represent everybody. Believe it or not, I'm not a lesbian, multicoloured, cartoon, triangular duck. If anybody would like to see how unbiased Mr Mobilinfantry is, I suggest reading the pages of posts he has on the lgb forum, speaking at his repulsion seeing two gay guys hold hands. On the other hand if you like to see how repressed he is, read his short story "Souchballs" on the creative writing forum.

To The Op, That was strangley a compliment.

Matthewthebig · 17-08-2005 06:33AM

ah bigotry. what a horrible thing. but oh so common

and as this TCN blibble blobble

amp · 17-08-2005 08:01AM

MobileInfantry wrote:

Haha...know whats the best?

Their banners reflect a general sterotype they all ****in rant about whenever WE use it

You going to the Troll beers, Mobile?

17-08-2005 08:01AM

LiouVille wrote:

*Lots of words*

To The Op, That was strangley a compliment.

Whoah that was a nice rant.

Oh to live in a word where we could advertise straight social ocasions without fear of persecution :eek:

Talliesin · 17-08-2005 09:26AM

LiouVille wrote:

I'm not a lesbian, multicoloured, cartoon, triangular duck.

You're not? :eek:

kawaii · 17-08-2005 11:40AM

ronoc wrote:

Whoah that was a nice rant.

Oh to live in a word where we could advertise straight social ocasions without fear of persecution :eek:

What about boards beers and boards paintball, eh, well, eh?

TerrorFirmer · 17-08-2005 01:26PM

LiouVille wrote:

Such bull****. This is taking the piss out of streotypes not taking them to heart. Morons like you use them to put people down and think they represent everybody. Believe it or not, I'm not a lesbian, multicoloured, cartoon, triangular duck. If anybody would like to see how unbiased Mr Mobilinfantry is, I suggest reading the pages of posts he has on the lgb forum, speaking at his repulsion seeing two gay guys hold hands. On the other hand if you like to see how repressed he is, read his short story "Souchballs" on the creative writing forum.

To The Op, That was strangley a compliment.

Thanks Louie old pal, glad to see you took the time to read my creative ramblings.

Glad to see my image generated by the LGB forum debates echoes across pretty much every thread on boards in which I hold an opinion by the way, thats great stuff right there.

Amp - Yes I will, but only if I can be the center of attention.

Whoever suggested the straight banner ads, with the "

"Straight Beers, because we don't have to advertise it!"

"Straight Beers, Bible approved since 1AD!"

Nice work! I think I might make one and put it in my sig, so that everyone with a brain knows what a disgusting, narrow minded and possibly inbred racist bigoted pig I am.

Its been great as usual guys, talking with the LGB crew - who seem to hate me so much that they attack me rather then my opinions. Not once did I refer in person to ANY of you guys, I expressed my theories in general. Nice to see you fling it back at me personally.

Keep up all the good work.

Shabadu · 17-08-2005 05:53PM

I'm so glad that you can seperate yourself so well from your opinion MobileInfancy.

Like yourself, Hitler was a pretty decent dude underneath all the bigotry.

funky penguin · 17-08-2005 06:03PM

He had maximum charisma and 1,000HP.

Redhairedguy · 17-08-2005 06:59PM

funky penguin wrote:

He had maximum charisma and 1,000HP.

He could also summon hairy elves to do his bidding!

@Louville, the "Scorchballs" story in the creative writing forum. Is actually a parody of a living person, ME! Mobile's friend! The character was created to put my features into a completely fictious and often ridiculous scenario. So trying to tell him that he is "repressed" is stupid, as you neither understand the writing style of his genius, or indeed share his dark but collectivly shared sense of humour!!!!!

Boston · 17-08-2005 08:23PM

Redhairedguy wrote:

He could also summon hairy elves to do his bidding!

@Louville, the "Scorchballs" story in the creative writing forum. Is actually a parody of a living person, ME! Mobile's friend! The character was created to put my features into a completely fictious and often ridiculous scenario. So trying to tell him that he is "repressed" is stupid, as you neither understand the writing style of his genius, or indeed share his dark but collectivly shared sense of humour!!!!!

So you must be the gay friend he mentioned so often to back up his claims, cause thats story is full of homoerotica.

pwd · 17-08-2005 10:35PM

haha!

Hitler used bigotry in order to exploit people and gain power. He was not actually bigoted at all until he realised it was a good way of getting support. Indeed he was commended by a Jewish officer while he was in the military.

MobileInfantry's website has a lot of [possibly offensive] cartoons of gay characters. He does come across as someone who is not very secure in his own sexuality. The enthusiasm for military and guns could be a prop, or possibly a need for definition of masculinity. I'll take a wild insultingly personal stab in the dark and postulate he had an absentee father.

I was raised by a single mother myself - just to pre-empt anybody who decides to be offended by the implications of the last remark.

pwd · 17-08-2005 10:41PM

Scorchballs is easy to understand - it's just not funny. The idea that it is homoeriotic is though.
I think MobileInfantry is good at writing - good enough that he would be well off completing some stories and trying to get published. That was why I was looking at his website. He has some seriously seriously ****ed up ideas though.

logic1 · 17-08-2005 10:49PM

I'm having a "Caucasians beers", I hope boards allow me to put up lots of banners advertising this event. Don't worry it'll be in a "coloureds friendly" bar if you feel you must come along and you're not infact caucasian.

.logic.

delly · 17-08-2005 10:57PM

is by far the best.

With a little editing, we could hijack it as a Slydice sig. I was thinking along the lines of 'Slydice - you know you want two'

BTW ronoc, what were you thinking with 'Straight Beers'? It doesn't even rhyme for atheists sake. Queer Beers on the other hand, just rolls off the tongue, no pun intended.

17-08-2005 11:02PM

Holy ****. This endevour has been ruined.

Way to take this seriously guys :mad:

TerrorFirmer · 17-08-2005 11:21PM

pwd wrote:

Scorchballs is easy to understand - it's just not funny. The idea that it is homoeriotic is though.
I think MobileInfantry is good at writing - good enough that he would be well off completing some stories and trying to get published. That was why I was looking at his website. He has some seriously seriously ****ed up ideas though.

Trust me, I am not gay. Nor am I insecure in my sexuality.

I guess all my parodies and drawings, you wouldn't get if you didn't know anything about me. All the characters are based on people we know and pretty much despise. Its nothing to do with an obsession with gayness. If I had my serious gallery online, you'd know that my real work focuses on real time situations and realistic subject matter, void of any gayness or "homoerotica"

Thanks for these wonderful comments.

Again, I KNEW I could reply on the LGB crew to take it to personal levels. An even though you guys are insulting me directly in person - I'm not going to lower myself to such petiness on a cuckoos nest forum.

I love all of you. (in a way a straight man loves his friends)

I'll take a wild insultingly personal stab in the dark and postulate he had an absentee father.

And seriously give me a ****in break....my dad was and still is a great dad, as he always has. Also, I have an interest in history and armed forces - so what, its nothing to do with being tied with me being apparently "insecure in my sexuality"

Some people seriously read too far into these things. :rolleyes:

http://www.federation2.20fr.com/photo3.html

Heres a link to my old stuff on my site, apart from the piss taking of the "John and Rob" page, as you can see there is nothing gay at all in my work outside of ripping the piss out of people I know. So no more of the "Im hiding behind masculine objects" and "Repressed homo" **** please, its actually quite annoying.

Zaph · 17-08-2005 11:27PM

delly wrote:

is by far the best.

With a little editing, we could hijack it as a Slydice sig. I was thinking along the lines of 'Slydice - you know you want two'

Me likes!

I think we should have Slydice Beers next. Whaddya think?

pwd · 17-08-2005 11:40PM

Ah yeah I do read into things a lot sometimes. I assume things. And when I assume things, I make an ASS out of U and ME!

Been readng too many amateur psychology books recently.

...here's an excerpt from one!:

"The game of 'Homosexuality' has become elaborated into a subculture in many countries, just as it is ritualized in others. Many of the disabilities which result from homosexuality arise from making it into a game. The provocative behaviour which gives rise to 'Cops and Robbers', 'Why Does This Always Happen to Us', 'It's the Society We Live In', 'All Great Men Were' and so forth, is often amenable to social control, which reduces the handicaps to a minimum. The 'profesisonal homosexual' wastes a large amount of time and energy which could be applied to other ends. Analysis of his games may help him establish a quiet m☺enage which will leave him free to enjoy the benefits that bourgeois society offers, instead of devoting himself to playing his own varioation of 'Ain't it Awful'."

delly · 17-08-2005 11:41PM

Slydice beers would be good, possibly held in a lapdance club, although lafortezza would do his nut trying to enforce the 'no nipple rule'.

[rant] I'm getting pretty miffed about of all these queer banners

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