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Arse Biscuits

  • 11-08-2005 12:33PM
    #1
    *MmmPie*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭


    Arse biscuits


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  • #2
    fade2black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,936 ✭✭✭fade2black


    I say this a lot throughout the course of my daily routine. Where did it come from? Father Ted or someplace?


  • #3
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    never heard it...


  • #4
    *MmmPie*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭*MmmPie*


    Mmm, I'm not sure, heard it on Father Ted once, but apart from that, haven't a clue where it came from..


  • #5
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    It was in usage before Father Ted. I was saying it at least 15 years ago.


  • #6
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    I say arse bandit a lot though...


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  • #7
    *MmmPie*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭*MmmPie*


    Or arse badger......Or not.


  • #8
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Or just putting two random words together to make an insult

    ...schmuck-toad


  • #9
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    arse wipe


  • #10
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    or where you make a super combo by putting f*ck in between words like

    "the super-f*ckin-market was out of sliced f*ckin bread!"


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no thats just sheer aggro....
    sh!t brick!
    has anyone else seen the "learn to speak Stiffler" on American Pie 3 on the special features?


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  • #12
    nutty_crunch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭nutty_crunch


    fanny monger


  • #13
    *MmmPie*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭*MmmPie*


    I prefer fanny-ambulance, but hey.


  • #14
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    knob jockey!


  • #15
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Something I invented while preternaturally bored in Super Valu:
    c*ntismal buntingflaps
    It has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?


  • #16
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sounds rather disgusting!
    did pig head really get banned?


  • #17
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    an african or european swallow?


  • #18
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Munk, now THAT was random. And now for something completely different:

    Yes, Rack, cake would be lovely. A cup of tea would be good too.


  • #19
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Ah feck, wasn't I supposed to send a pm about straight-edgedness?


  • #20
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Aye, fire ahead. I'd almsot forgotten that.
    And seeing as me getting confused about what the hell thread I was in is so random, I'll leave it. But what I really meant to say was: yeah, it is disgusting, it's meant to be. It's a fecking swearword, not an invitation to tea and crumpets with Lord Sackville-Rumplybum. Tchah.


  • #21
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sackville rumplybum! HA!
    I'm tired and my brain is switched off so wot does it mean, and Munk that is just plain gross!


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  • #22
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    whats gross? you have me lost?..... fwhat is the capital of asiria?


  • #23
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    african swallow or european? or maybe I just took it up very differently to every one else....
    your in the wrong thread for randomness!


  • #24
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    C*ntismal buntingflaps means whatever you want it to mean. It's just a general expression of disgust... And African swallow or European is actually about the birds... Not blowjobs. For shame, Rack. :p
    Munk, good taste in films!


  • #25
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    theres films by that name?
    I thought you'd be proud or something...


  • #26
    djmarkus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭djmarkus


    How old is father ted neway? when was its first show aired?(too lazy to gooooogle)


  • #27
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Monty Python and the Holy Grail - it's a line... You must watch em. I think Ted's about ten years old, but that's a guess.
    Proud of what, Rack? Your dirty-mindedness?


  • #28
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ooh yeah, I have it, "And how would a swallow carry a coconut from **** to England!" or something like that!
    Yeah I'm fowl minded I am


  • #29
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Yeah... Something about a couple of them sharing it, yeah?
    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"


  • #30
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    The Kights who say Nee!
    ni ni ni ni ni!
    Well i'm off too bed! night all!


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  • #31
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    For your next task meeh you will have to cut the tallest tree in the forest with a.....a MACKEREL!


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