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i am God

  • 03-08-2005 11:50AM
    #1
    Guest
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭


    i am God and boards.ie now belongs to me.

    i will begin giving orders soon.

    you will obey.


Comments

  • #2
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Well you make a strong case. What would you have us do, oh Lord?


  • #3
    StonedParadoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭StonedParadoX


    HEATHEN!!!!

    *shouts*

    *pulls out the spear of destiny and stabs "god" repeatibly"(sp)

    PWND


  • #4
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I note that God has been banned from boards. I find my faith now lacking somewhat.


  • #5
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    i thought you were God amp?


  • #6
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im telling! Amp has a spam account! And he blocked mine. So there! Oh wait....Amps the mod............... :(


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  • #7
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    run jezza run. he'll get ya and do horrible things to you. or worse.... ban you!


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    amp wrote:
    I note that God has been banned from boards. I find my faith now lacking somewhat.


    I find your lack of faith... Disturbing.


  • #9
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I banned him
    if he really is god, how is that possible???


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Could God create an account even He can't ban?


  • #11
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ~I AM THE REAL SARKY!~

    Also, for the above syllogism to work Beruthiel would have to be god, and in banning the account prove she doesn't exist. This could not be true, as B is actually God, therefore that account was a troll.

    QED


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  • #12
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    thanks shabie
    you don't know how long it's taken from someone to believe that!


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So if God's a woman...

    Why the PMS?


  • #14
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    It would explain terminal illness and natural disasters etc if god was a woman


  • #15
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    PMS:Putting up with Mens Sh!te


  • #16
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    jezza wrote:
    Im telling! Amp has a spam account! And he blocked mine. So there! Oh wait....Amps the mod............... :(

    Pluh ease, if God was my troll account He'd be entirely more funny or at least have a bulleted list of demands.

    I am not God. Neither is The Leader. Go in peace.


  • #17
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    If you pm god does that get to him faster then prayer?


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