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War on Terror - Unix Shell Styleee

  • 25-07-2005 10:11AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭


    Just saw this site linked to from BoingBoing. 'tis geeky fun :)
    [b]The War on Terror
    
    As viewed from the Bourne shell.[/b]
    
    $ cd /middle_east
    $ ls
    Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya         Saudi_Arabia  UAE
    Algeria       Israel        Morrocco      Sudan         Yemen
    Bahrain       Jordan        Oman          Syria
    Egypt         Kuwait        Palestine     Tunisia
    Iran          Lebanon       Qatar         Turkey
    
    $ cd Afghanistan
    $ ls
    bin  Taliban    
    $ rm Taliban
    rm: Taliban is a directory
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls
    soldiers
    $ rm soldiers
    $ cd ..
    $ rmdir Taliban
    rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           .insurgents
    $ chown -R USA .*
    chown: .insurgents: Not owner
    $ cd ..
    $ su
    Password: *******
    # mv Taliban /tmp
    # exit
    $ ls
    bin
    $ cd bin
    $ ls
    laden
    $ cd ..
    $ rm -r bin/laden
    bin/laden: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name laden
    $
    $ su
    Password: *******
    # mv bin /tmp
    # exit
    $ pwd
    /middle_east/Afghanistan
    $ cd ..
    $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
    ln: cannot create Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
    $ su
    Password:*******
    # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
    # cd Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    Al_Qaeda: does not exist
    # rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # mkfile 100g Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    mkfile: No space left on device
    # rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # mkfile 1b Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # chown -R USA:Proof Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    #exit
    $ cd Iraq
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           saddam
    $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
    /korea/north/wMd
    $ wall Propaganda.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
    Mission Accomplished!
    $ rm saddam
    saddam: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name saddam
    /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
    $ wall NewsWorthy.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
    We Got Him!
    $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
    $ cd /opt/USA
    $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
    $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
    $ ./install
    Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log for details.
    $ more install_log
    Installed failed!
    Prerequisite packages missing
    Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
    Packages Church and State must be installed separately
    File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
    Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
    $
    


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    Lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭Blub2k4


    rm -rf USInvolvementFromOpecBlock | worldpeace.pos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,738 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭JCDenton


    I've never felt worse in my entire life for getting a joke.....

    Oh the horror!

    Such a nerd.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    I only got half of it, not being much of a UNIX nerd, but, tis still funny.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    *snigger* very good! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 smashingpumpkin


    am i missing something? :confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    am i missing something? :confused::confused:


    yes, I belive its called the nerd Genome, its square in shape and has a tiny tiney pair of glass's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭shellspeare


    LOL Lovin it ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    Jaysus unix nevers been so much fun :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 smashingpumpkin


    Yea, it ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    joejoem wrote:
    yes, I belive its called the nerd Genome, its square in shape and has a tiny tiney pair of glass's

    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    i think the war on terror should be abbreviated to
    rm -Rf /middle_east ;
    cp /USA /middle_east;
    :)


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