For your consideration...

Tits (aka boobs, breasts, mammary glands, jugs, rack, etc)

Beloved by hetrosexual men and homosexual women everywhere, tits are one of the main sexual symbols of modern society. Appealing to our base animal urges, they also provide a snese of comfort in their warmth and softness. They can be found in all shapes and forms through out the worlds media. Used most commonly in advertising, a good set of tits can almost guarantee a women income for life. Of course, she needs to have other comely bodily attributes, but the tits are generally the main requirement. However tits can always be artificially enhanced, with plastic surgery techniques evolving as I type. Generally comprised of silicone, breast implants, as they are known, are widely available and affordable to almost all classes within society. They are most commonly seen in porn movies and gracing the bodies of A-list movie stars, as well as "it" girls. Perhaps the two most famous bearers of implants, Pamela Anderson and Jordan, deserve a mention here, as they both have built their success on their famous "racks".

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