How did....?

Nimrod's Son · 15-07-2005 02:42PM #1

...Orco come to know Prince Adam's secret identity? Orco is incompetent and boorish at best. And a bad wizard to boot. Surely Adam wouldn't have confided such a big secret in Orco. Unless he was drunk one night and started shooting his mouth off. Lousy big shots make me so damn angry!!! :mad:

Basq · 15-07-2005 02:45PM

In the immortal words of the Virgin Mary.. "come again!?"

declanoneill · 15-07-2005 02:51PM

basquille wrote:

In the immortal words of the Virgin Mary.. "come again!?"

Google for "He-Man"

karlh · 15-07-2005 02:52PM

if i must..

*deep breath

Orko came to the world of Eternia when a 'cosmic storm' accidentally transported him there. He appeared in the Tar Swamps, where he found a young Prince Adam (and his pet, Cringer, at the time a tiger cub) and saved them both from dying in the tar. However, he lost his pendant in the process.

Stuck in Eternia, Orko was made Royal Buffoon by the King of Eternia in gratitude for having saved his son. Orko became one of Adam's closest friends; in fact, Orko knows that Adam is secretly He-Man (although it has never been revealed how he found out) Orko has proven to be a good friend and a valuable ally, despite his unpredictable powers and the fact he's more than a little clueless. Sometimes Orko wonders how useful he is to He-Man, but despite his apparent cowardliness, he never fails to help those in need.

Orko has returned to Trola (with the help of others) on a number of occasions. The first time, he helped He-Man save the life of several Trolans captured by a humanoid dragon called The Dragoon, and began a romance with a Trolan girl. However, he decided that his place was now in Eternia, and so he returned there. However, he still occasionally visits his friends and relatives in Trola.

karlh.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-07-2005 02:53PM

karlh... respect

Nimrod's Son · 15-07-2005 02:57PM

karlh wrote:

if i must..

*deep breath

Orko came to the world of Eternia when a 'cosmic storm' accidentally transported him there. He appeared in the Tar Swamps, where he found a young Prince Adam (and his pet, Cringer, at the time a tiger cub) and saved them both from dying in the tar. However, he lost his pendant in the process.

Stuck in Eternia, Orko was made Royal Buffoon by the King of Eternia in gratitude for having saved his son. Orko became one of Adam's closest friends; in fact, Orko knows that Adam is secretly He-Man (although it has never been revealed how he found out) Orko has proven to be a good friend and a valuable ally, despite his unpredictable powers and the fact he's more than a little clueless. Sometimes Orko wonders how useful he is to He-Man, but despite his apparent cowardliness, he never fails to help those in need.

Orko has returned to Trola (with the help of others) on a number of occasions. The first time, he helped He-Man save the life of several Trolans captured by a humanoid dragon called The Dragoon, and began a romance with a Trolan girl. However, he decided that his place was now in Eternia, and so he returned there. However, he still occasionally visits his friends and relatives in Trola.

karlh.

A valiant response. But we still don't know how Orko knows tough. Try saying that sentence 10 times as quick as you can.

Sleepy · 15-07-2005 02:59PM

/doffs cap to karlh

Nimrod's Son · 15-07-2005 03:03PM

Hey karlh, I have more questions. Why did Man-At-Arms wear furry pants? And does the positon of Royal Buffoon pay well? I currently hold the position of Chief Lummox. Minimum wage and no fringe benefits. My kids sleep in a commode.

sprinkles · 15-07-2005 03:07PM

Karlh...... your ideas intruige me. Can I subscribe to you newsletter.

Good response btw

CodeMonkey · 15-07-2005 03:29PM

bleh, that was a copy and paste job from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orko

Naos · 15-07-2005 03:38PM

What just happened?

Crucifix · 15-07-2005 03:40PM

Nimrod's Son wrote:

Why did Man-At-Arms wear furry pants?

His mum, Mary-At-Arms bought him them for christmas, and he had to pretend he liked them and wear them all the time.

NotMe · 15-07-2005 06:09PM

This thread sukks.

Sarky · 15-07-2005 06:47PM

Because Orko is teh ghey.

amp · 15-07-2005 07:30PM

Ah I remember a user who signed on with the name He-man. One of his early posts was enquiring about a set of weights. I replied that surely all he needed was to hold aloft the Sword of Greyskull and shout "I HAVE TEH POWER!".

We subsequently discovered that he had no sense of humour or a large green cat.

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