News Just In (RICHARD WHITELEY! R.I.P BABY!)

Ian147100 · 06-07-2005 06:30PM #1

After much speculation it has been revealed today that Carol Vorderman will attend the funeral of the recently deceased Countdown presenter Richard Whitely. A spokesperson for Vorderman said 'She's just going to make up the numbers'. :-)

Davey Devil · 06-07-2005 09:44PM

News Just In: Your an Asshole.

Hagar · 06-07-2005 10:30PM

Has nobody any respect anymore?

No?

Good !

I'd say he'd laugh his arsé off at that. He was cool.

NickyOD · 06-07-2005 10:37PM

Hagar wrote:

I'd say he'd laugh his arsé off at that. He was cool.

Yes, he'd laugh at anything. but it didn't make me laugh. Funnily enough I only like jokes that do.

roryc · 07-07-2005 01:08AM

might have been good if it was funny....

Doc Farrell · 07-07-2005 05:31PM

i laughed, n1 Ian!

Culchie · 07-07-2005 06:01PM

I've heard worse as well ....

Remember Fr Dougal's dream of Carol Vorderman in Father Ted .... Classic

amp · 08-07-2005 05:57PM

So here's to Richard Whiteley and his long time stewardship of that quirky ship of delights: Countdown.

I suggest we gather pics of him, Carol Voderman and countdown in general. If we get enough I may do a 9/11 style collage of them and create something of a shrine to the late great Mr Whiteley.

Sarky · 08-07-2005 05:59PM

Complete with Benny Hill style music for a whimsical feel?

amp · 08-07-2005 05:59PM

Why not, I'm sure he'd approve.

Sarky · 08-07-2005 06:01PM

You can have footage of the clock counting down at high speed, then reverse it with a humourous sound effect!

RoyalMarine · 10-07-2005 01:19PM

about 3 or 4 hours after it was announced that he passed away i got a message saying..

did you hear richard whiteley died? they planned the funeral already. food, guests invited and the music will be "the final countdown"....

Sarky · 10-07-2005 01:22PM

*Nods sagely*

A fine tune to go out with. Not quite "Cars", but damn close.

News Just In (RICHARD WHITELEY! R.I.P BABY!)

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