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Chat up Lines!!!

  • 01-07-2005 07:09PM
    #1
    bullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭


    What chat up lines do you you to get a male/female's attention?
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  • #2
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    "Here have another drink"


  • #3
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Fcuk me if I'm wrong but didn't you say you'd shag me?


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "No, seriously, who the hell are you and why are you following me?"


  • #5
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Sarky wrote:
    "No, seriously, who the hell are you and why are you following me?"
    I knew you wanted it really! Lol :D


  • #6
    bullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭bullock


    LadyJ .... I like the 1st one you had there. I must try that one .... even though I can see a punch thrown at me!!


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  • #7
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I might not be the prettiest girl in the room but I'm the only one talking to you!


  • #8
    bullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭bullock


    ... you talkin to me!!!


  • #9
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    No I'm just posting on your thread and answering the question.....


  • #10
    bullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭bullock


    I know ... :D


  • #11
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I know you know! :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    bullock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭bullock


    ha ha :p


  • #13
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    if in a sporting situation "So, how long you been training?" or in music "So, how long you been playing?" simple and genuine conversation starters


  • #14
    andyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,641 ✭✭✭andyman


    I have never used this before but...

    I seem to have lost my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? ;)


  • #15
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I've lost my phone number,can I have yours?


  • #16
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    the human body has 271 bones in it. Want another???
    Do you work in the post office? No, Why? Oh I just see you've been checking out my parcel all night!


  • #17
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    LadyJ wrote:
    I've lost my phone number,can I have yours?
    haha wanna see reactions when i say that!

    i say'oh your a pretty little thing' and work the suave magic from there! ;)


  • #18
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    haha wanna see reactions when i say that!

    i say'oh your a pretty little thing' and work the suave magic from there! ;)
    Lol! Ssssshhh!
    How about "Would ya like a pineapple?"


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    'oh you must have some irish in ya? want some more?'


  • #20
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    LadyJ wrote:
    Lol! Ssssshhh!
    How about "Would ya like a pineapple?"
    the first time that was used on me i was a little scared but know it works every time!it's all i wanna hear :)


  • #21
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    LadyJ wrote:
    Lol! Ssssshhh!
    How about "Would ya like a pineapple?"
    part of me wants to understand but part of me says NO


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  • #22
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    "Excuse me,I'm not wearing any underwear and I just wondered if you could notice?"


  • #23
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    a/s/l ?


  • #24
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Le Rack wrote:
    part of me wants to understand but part of me says NO
    heh the pineapple puts a lot of ppl off no?


  • #25
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    'my ceiling looks good this time of night'


  • #26
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    heh the pineapple puts a lot of ppl off no?
    You don't wanna do someone who doesn't love that line!


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well explain it to me! I'm a randy b!tch anyway so neh...


  • #28
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    It can't be explained in words really!
    Tar? You wanna take this?(not a chatup line btw!)


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ah guys come on! pm it if you have to!


  • #30
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    "I'd gyrate in your direction any day baby"


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  • #31
    Beecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Beecher


    Hand a girl your library card and say 'I'm checkin you out!'


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