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Mushroom fart

  • 02-06-2005 07:27PM
    #1
    funky penguin
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    My mushroom made a funny noise when I poked it.


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  • #2
    Winters
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    funky penguin wrote:
    mushroom

    Snake! its a snake ... ooh its a snake.


  • #3
    kittenkiller
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    Did it smell?


  • #4
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    It smelt like kumquat.


  • #5
    Sarky
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    My mushrooms continually scream "Please! Don't kill meeeeee! Why are you doing thAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" until I chuck 'em in the frying pan.


  • #6
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Then they scream: "Argggh! Don't fry me pleaseeeeiiiiiiochhhhhhuptheboyofúckmeupthearseyousmellobengie!"


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  • #7
    kittenkiller
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    My mate ate a mushroom once & it conned her into thinking that her boyfriend had 2 heads & her right eye was slipping down her face towards her chin!
    evil mushroom

    As far as i could tell, neither of these things were happening!

    But a FARTING one?
    That sounds mighty cool!


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