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  • 16-06-2005 02:54PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,908 ✭✭✭


    what?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    What could that edit possibly have been for?...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Yore Ma!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Seems everything is for my ma these days. I think other peoples ma's deserve a bit of credit too.
    Funky's Ma!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    She's awfully embarrased by the sudden fame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Just wait til pics of her appear in HELLO!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hello! :)

    /me waves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    AhJaysusHowiya
    I actually heard this on my travels today. Scumbags in tracksuits annoy me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    allrite whats the story bud, ya wouldnt have a smoke wud ya.

    eh, no i dont smoke, sorry.

    Ah no bother man, have you got a light.

    no i dont smoke.


    got asked this by a doped up scumbag while waiting for a taxi yesterday. FFS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah they do that! the best one is find someone who is stoned off their tits, and say SAUSAGES in a really bad Irish accent, if they're stoned enough they should fall over laughing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    or just say F@ck off and watch them stumble when they try to hit you, :p

    In the country they have cow tipping -

    In the city we have drunken scumbag tipping


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    Mac daddy wrote:
    or just say F@ck off and watch them stumble when they try to hit you, :p

    In the country they have cow tipping -

    In the city we have drunken scumbag tipping

    haha ! Must try finding a drunken scumbag this weekend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    or will ya gizz us a blawieeee jesus!!!!!! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    valium please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    /dispenses valium to all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    my knee is bruised!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Stop hitting guys in the crotch with it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I fell down a hill into a load of nettles this time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    titmouse.jpg

    Hehehe. Titmouse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    seen one really drunk down and out in rathgar today and these two japs or whoever were walking by the big 3 patrons church opp. frankfort ave and, the down and out shouts with every kind of profanity to the japs.
    " Get the F out of our country you dirty chineese f.kers, you smelly f.ken japs, go back to china dirty bstards". It was funny, even the japs found it funny and every body was looking at him, then he walks into the church, no doubt to have a nap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i hereby take offence to everything, everyone has ever said..
    anyone wishing to make an apology,
    send me 10eurons.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I'm so sorry Chad. I didn't mean to offend you I swear. Please forgive me. The cheque is in the post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Je ne regrette rien!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ah, wee! Silver plate!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Silver plate!

    The bane of the werecabbage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I think he wees on the silver plates!

    U thunk he wees on the sulver plates?

    A thank he wees on the salver plates!

    E thenk he wees on the selver plates?!

    o thonk he wees on the solver plates!



    Th_t........w_s...........f_n...........f_r.......m_!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    _t........w_s......._ls_.........f_n.........f_r............m_!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    G_t _ f_ck_ng r_ _m!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    _h.....th_t...._s.....s_....c__l!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    /l__ks....._g__n....._t.....h_w........th_s.....thr__d......g_t.....l_k_.....th_s.

    hmmm, c_m_......q__ck?
    N_v_r!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ...w__t....t_e.....h_l_....._s.....g_i_g......o_.....h_r_......


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