What's that Sonny? ITT misquotes.

Steveire · 15-06-2005 08:50PM #1

Misquote the poster above you. Work on this one to start off.

NotMe · 15-06-2005 08:54PM

Steveire wrote:

Misquote the poster above you. Work on his bum to start off.

What do you mean? What should I do to your bum you dirty man?

Steveire · 15-06-2005 08:58PM

NotMe wrote:

What's this on my screen? I think it's yum. Is that flan?

Any flan you see on your screen is the product of too much sex. Please cut back.

NotMe · 15-06-2005 09:00PM

Steveire wrote:

I have too much sex with flan. Please cut it off.

I recommend you see Dr. Demento about your weird sexual fantasies.

15-06-2005 09:04PM

NotMe wrote:

I recommend you look down and see my Dr. Demento and have your weird sexual fantasies come true.

That's not true! I only like women and plants!

Steveire · 15-06-2005 09:09PM

aristotle wrote:

Blah blah blah. I'm aristotle. Blah blah blah.

Quit you're bellyaching melonhead.

OLDYELLAR · 15-06-2005 09:13PM

Steveire wrote:

I feel the love for oldyellar

really?

15-06-2005 09:18PM

OLDYELLAR wrote:

I wish I was a half-cheesecake, half-carpeted killing machine!

Couldn't agree with you more.

bounty_hunter · 15-06-2005 09:33PM

It got dark early today.

jezza · 15-06-2005 09:58PM

bounty_hunter wrote:

I liked it hairy today.

did ya really!

kawaii · 15-06-2005 10:46PM

jezza wrote:

iws wkn n da bich 2dy n i sw YORE MA!

Did you say hello?

funky penguin · 15-06-2005 10:49PM

kawaii wrote:

I once pleasured a snake with a tweezers.

There, there. Get it all out.

jezza · 15-06-2005 11:03PM

funky penguin wrote:

I **** watching my nana undress

you dirty fecker penguiy

bounty_hunter · 15-06-2005 11:09PM

jezza wrote:

did ya really!

How do these things always get out?

jezza · 15-06-2005 11:14PM

bounty_hunter wrote:

How do i get these things out?

unhook the bra dear.

Femelade · 15-06-2005 11:20PM

jezza wrote:

made my bra out of a deer.

thats just wrong!

jezza · 15-06-2005 11:25PM

Femmy wrote:

sharks the love the bling

uhuhuh...

bounty_hunter · 15-06-2005 11:26PM

jezza wrote:

unhook the bra dear.

Way ahead of ya...

Femelade · 15-06-2005 11:29PM

bounty_hunter wrote:

she's the head off ya...

who is?

bounty_hunter · 15-06-2005 11:31PM

Femmy wrote:

who is an idiot?

I am. I misread the original post and only just worked out what's going on here...

jezza · 15-06-2005 11:35PM

bounty_hunter wrote:

I like to screw dogs instead of sheep. they are more affectionate

REALLY!!!

Le Rack · 15-06-2005 11:37PM

jezza wrote:

REALLY!!!

i know i do!

kawaii · 16-06-2005 12:05AM

Le Rack wrote:

i owe you (kawaii) 200 euro!

Damn straight.

NotMe · 16-06-2005 12:12AM

kawaii wrote:

Damn I wish I was straight.

Whys that? You not happy with your love life?

kawaii · 16-06-2005 01:17AM

NotMe wrote:

I am ****, yada yada yada...

yes...

bringitdown · 16-06-2005 07:34AM

kawaii wrote:

no...

God-dammit it is cold in my office today.

bounty_hunter · 16-06-2005 09:32AM

bringitdown wrote:

God-dammit it is cold in my orifice today.

Thanks for the info.

MooShop · 16-06-2005 09:58AM

bounty_hunter wrote:

Thanks for the intro.

what intro?? why do you get an intro :mad:

bounty_hunter · 16-06-2005 10:15AM

MooShop wrote:

what are you getting into :mad:

Yore ma.

jezza · 16-06-2005 11:03AM

bounty_hunter wrote:

whoever says yore ma again will have their dirty mouth washed out with soap.

well said bounty

Rozabeez · 16-06-2005 11:38AM

jezza wrote:

My ma's bounty!

yeah jezza, yore ma!

What's that Sonny? ITT misquotes.

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