What happens when you look a squirrel in the eyes?

15-06-2005 08:16AM

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What happens when you look a squirrel in the eyes?

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#2 15-06-2005 08:18AM

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they huge your leg

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#3 15-06-2005 08:20AM

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No dumbass, the elephant that is f**king the pink fluffy mouse sneezes.

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#4 15-06-2005 08:20AM

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Huge your leg? By biting it and the resulting infection causing swelling?

OMG! KILL ALL SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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#5 15-06-2005 08:23AM

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They look cute and cuddly but they are vicious little things.

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#6 15-06-2005 12:28PM

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You fall in love and have squirrel babies.

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#7 15-06-2005 01:09PM

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Believe me I tried it and it is not nice.

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#8 15-06-2005 01:13PM

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I once had an encounter with a dove who noaticed me sitting up on the tree having a smoke and the dove looked up at me and we made eye contact and ...nothing happened...the dove just walked away

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#9 15-06-2005 01:17PM

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robbles wrote:

What happens when you look a squirrel in the eyes?

They remember your face. Death comes soon after.

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#10 15-06-2005 01:25PM

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rideordie wrote:

I once had an encounter with a dove who noaticed me sitting up on the tree having a smoke and the dove looked up at me and we made eye contact and ...nothing happened...the dove just walked away

Sniff....thats the saddest thing I've ever heard......

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#11 15-06-2005 01:35PM

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@ funky penguin...u think?? I wasn't that heartbroken...It was actually quite spooky..u know how birds look with one eye...gave me the shivers

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#12 15-06-2005 01:37PM

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Shivers?!?

And on my birthday to......:(

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#13 15-06-2005 01:42PM

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funky penguin wrote:

Shivers?!?

And on my birthday to......:(

its ur birthday today?

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#14 15-06-2005 01:43PM

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Sniff......yep.

And nobody remembered......:(

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#15 15-06-2005 01:45PM

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LIAR

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#16 15-06-2005 01:48PM

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He's eleventy-one.

Honest.

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#17 15-06-2005 01:51PM

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This could go on for a looooooong time, and I just can't bring myself to lead you on, so take a look here.

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#18 15-06-2005 01:57PM

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you little liar.....i take back all my singing!

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#19 15-06-2005 01:59PM

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@ funky penguin..did I upset you on your birthday with the shivers and the dove???

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#20 15-06-2005 02:02PM

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Femmy wrote:

you little liar.....i take back all my singing!

No takey-backs! Thats unfair!

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#21 15-06-2005 02:03PM

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rideordie wrote:

@ funky penguin..did I upset you on your birthday with the shivers and the dove???

Not really, it was just the heat of the unbirthday moment.

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#22 15-06-2005 02:04PM

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robbles wrote:

What happens when you look a squirrel in the eyes?

The second one comes along and steals your nuts.....

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#23 15-06-2005 02:05PM

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funky penguin wrote:

No takey-backs! Thats unfair!

tough titty!

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#24 15-06-2005 02:09PM

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heh heh heh. Titty.

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#25 15-06-2005 02:17PM

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funky penguin wrote:

heh heh heh. Titty.

i said titty.

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#26 15-06-2005 02:20PM

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Heh heh heh. Titty.

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#27 15-06-2005 02:22PM

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robbles wrote:

What happens when you look a squirrel in the eyes?

......they kick you in the nuts!

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#28 15-06-2005 06:57PM

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If you are a woman they will jump up your pussy and then they eat you out from the inside

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