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I'll log into YOU!

  • 07-06-2005 09:12PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭


    You double clicked my heart
    You upgraded my life
    You booted up my hard drive
    Please be my cyber-wife

    You logged into my soul
    You downloaded my dreams
    Let's go to my chatroom
    And I'll show you what I mean

    I wanna log in to you
    So I can prove my love is true
    You're the Apple of my IBM
    Let me interface with you

    I wanna log in to you
    Password incorrect
    My login was denied
    I gotta open up your motherboard

    Put my Pentium inside
    I got a 21 screen
    The colours will make you dizzy
    My attachments are full
    Of love for you

    But you modem still rings busy

    www.love
    you@me.com

    You can unzip all my floppy files
    And spin my CD-ROM
    I wanna log in to you

    So I can prove my love is true
    I'm free of any virus
    And I've been debugged too
    I wanna log in to you

    So I can prove my love is true
    Be my laptop dancer
    I got lotsa RAM for you
    I wanna log in to you

    www.love
    you@me.com


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    What red-blooded yesterday-gender-confused young nerd could refuse?


    Not me, that's for sure.


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