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I'm a busty sea-captain who loves to whallop lesbians

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Zukustious


    A punctual fishstick who loves to eat women


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Monstrous goliath who loves to sniff Geemo!!!

    How did it know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


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    dainty - chickmagnet -
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    Hmmm.... eerily correct:

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


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    FCIT (funny coz it's true)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    simu wrote:
    A filthy doughnut who loves to locate mufflers.

    FCIT (funny coz it's true)

    Bet you've always wanted to see what I look like irl. Well, here goes:

    Domuff.JPG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I am a punctual fish-stick who loves to orally explore Samurai.

    How ever did they know? My secret shame... :(


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    Must try again later...

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Sarky wrote:
    I am a punctual fish-stick who loves to orally explore Samurai
    Hahahahahaha!! I think that's the best one so far!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    My second attempt is more accurate: -

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    This post has been deleted.


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