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before you die! You must answer 2 questions

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    36 in fact......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    extremely high impact collision or drowning are probably your best options. oral overdoses and wrist slashings are rather ineffective.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    die in your early 40s,jaysus we have a youngin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    shur up! I'm old before my time alright!
    nah I is nearly 18


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    then surely youll be past yer 40s by 2044 :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well I just paid a visit to the calculator and turns out I'l be 56...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    i done a crappy website thing last year where it decides when you die. and from the 20 questions it asked me it said i should die when im 53. then say i cross the road alot with out waiting for the lights to turn red and i should die at 19, so im expecting that some time this year to happen. since ive already turned 19.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    huh?
    so you'll be 60!
    thats right I checked up on you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Le Rack wrote:
    huh?
    so you'll be 60!
    thats right I checked up on you!
    Huh?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sparky_S wrote:
    Huh?
    sorry directed at Tar.Aldarin, I looked at his profile


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sparky_S wrote:
    i done a crappy website thing last year where it decides when you die. and from the 20 questions it asked me it said i should die when im 53. then say i cross the road alot with out waiting for the lights to turn red and i should die at 19, so im expecting that some time this year to happen. since ive already turned 19.
    i did one of them and will die at 93 think it was deathclock.com or something.
    it eerily gives you the amount of seconds you have left and it keeps ticking down!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh I've done those on spark tests.com they're funny I'm gonna die at 64, I'm 72% date-able which is higher than the world average of 56% oh but I did do an actual IQ test on there and got 110, which is above average for my age, its meant to be 100, so I'm happy!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i think ill be 58!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh yeah... look I got me summer holidays yesterday and after a week of tests the brain is OFF!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lol ah crap it says my b day is on the 6th of june its on the 23rd when will i become less lazy and change that i wonder


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,038 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    When did this thread become a full fledged chat between these two?!

    PS - Tar and Le, get a room! ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    basquille wrote:
    When did this thread become a full fledged chat between these two?!

    PS - Tar and Le, get a room! ;)
    since i dunno questions were asked things were answered and....
    ok message sent ^^ but its on the sly meh lady is not to know!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,560 ✭✭✭The tax man


    Before I die I want to shag the brians out of Sparkys' wifey while he's busy posting stuff on Boards in the next room.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    his wife is no melissa theuriau,jesus christ hot girl on a stick!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    basquille wrote:
    When did this thread become a full fledged chat between these two?!

    PS - Tar and Le, get a room! ;)
    well it had to start sometime before they die you know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Before I die I want to shag the brians out of Sparkys' wifey while he's busy posting stuff on Boards in the next room.

    Ah here here, im using here right now, so keep your hands off.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    :eek: lol
    the more certain things happen before i die the better :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    his wife is no melissa theuriau,jesus christ hot girl on a stick!

    No comment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    :eek: lol
    the more certain things happen before i die the better :P

    right since the thread starter had died we better make up 2 questions before we die, (and i dont want it involving wifey here)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    this is not the time or place for whos hawt or whos not...thats in a diiff thread :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    this is not the time or place for whos hawt or whos not...thats in a diiff thread :)
    i dont mind who it involves aslong as we have 2 good questions that are funny, :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    two q's before you die thats hard...
    i would ask the girl i secretly love to...
    and another question^^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    two q's before you die thats hard...
    i would ask the girl i secretly love to...
    and another question^^
    And the other question will be if you had a gun in G.W bushes face would you shoot him......no wait thats too easy...


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    what if he had just saved 1million cute puppies and childrends lives,nah still too easy!


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