What kind of nut are you?

Steveire · 02-06-2005 07:37PM #1

I like to think i'm a pistachio. I my skin splits easily, but i taste reeaaaal good.

02-06-2005 07:43PM

If I was a nut I would be in a scrotum

funky penguin · 02-06-2005 07:44PM

You're all salteh!

simu · 02-06-2005 07:54PM

I'm a nutella.

_blank_ · 02-06-2005 07:54PM

Fruit and Nut tbh

pretty-in-pink · 03-06-2005 05:26PM

can i be a cherry?

Matthewthebig · 03-06-2005 05:32PM

pistachio

Dr. Loon · 03-06-2005 05:44PM

A walnut. Really hard to crack, and when you do you find out it's actually not that nice.

NotMe · 03-06-2005 05:50PM

Walnuts are lovely. Wait that sounded ghey!

Chad ghostal · 03-06-2005 05:51PM

cracked nut

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2005 05:57PM

I am a Brazil nut, the carnivale enducing nut!

koneko · 03-06-2005 06:44PM

i'm a crazy person

Dr. Loon · 03-06-2005 06:46PM

NotMe wrote:

Walnuts are lovely. Wait that sounded ghey!

Ah ha ha. It's all a matter of taste I suppose.

amp · 03-06-2005 07:05PM

koneko wrote:

i'm a crazy person

Damn it, that was going to be my answer.

snaggan fraggin snaggin

NotMe · 03-06-2005 07:07PM

You can't beat peanuts with their easy-open™ shells. There's nothing worse than spending 5 minutes trying to open a walnut and then finding out it's a bad one.

Scarinae · 03-06-2005 07:35PM

My middle name is Hazel, so I guess that makes me a hazelnut

Matthewthebig · 04-06-2005 09:07AM

like a fox!

Rozabeez · 04-06-2005 12:56PM

I'm a...nut. I dunno....WHATKINDAQUESTIONISTHIS?!

Sparky · 04-06-2005 07:26PM

im just a nut end of story. A complete nutter

pwd · 04-06-2005 07:45PM

well i used to tell my ex she was a pistachio cos she was a tasty nut.
corny sh!t like this is part of the reason she's an ex no doubt.

Sparky · 04-06-2005 07:51PM

oh yeah i can imagine, hey (girlfriends name) your my pistachio.

i hope she knows you meant well

pwd · 04-06-2005 08:04PM

well she stalked me around these message boards until i threatened her with nudie photos.
she really is a nut like.

Sparky · 04-06-2005 08:09PM

her nudie photos?

pwd · 04-06-2005 08:11PM

yes. i got rid of them cos masturbating constantly about someone doesn't help you forget them.
didn't tell her that though

Sparky · 04-06-2005 08:20PM

damn you could of gave them to me, i would certainly get use from them

What kind of nut are you?

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