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Anyone ever been to an Irish Car-Key party?

  • 31-05-2005 04:52PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭


    A while back I was driving past an estate in a suburb of Cork. The person next to me in the car said 'Oh, that's F*** your neighbour street'. I asked why was it called that and he said because it was notorious for Car-Key parties.

    Then a few months ago the Irish Independent ran a story to coincide with the start of "Desperate Housewives". I think they interviewed a bunch of housewives in Kildare. They all said they were all sleeping around like mad with younger men, car salesmen, married politicians etc.

    Just wondering, is Ireland really like this below the surface? Any experiences/anecdotes?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Why's it called a car key party?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    Where all present place their car keys in a bowl and then fish out another pair to see who they're going home with (to put it politely)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Me sets clock running to see how long till this is locked or moved to PI (or Cuckoos Nest!)

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Romo


    mike65 wrote:
    Me sets clock running to see how long till this is locked or moved to PI (or Cuckoos Nest!)

    Mike.

    Not looking for anything graphic-just any odd experiences anyone may have had that casts Ireland in a different light.


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Romo wrote:
    Not looking for anything graphic-just any odd experiences anyone may have had that casts Ireland in a different light.


    I was at one and had secks.

    Hope this helps


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 DarkPassage


    yeah, car key parties are way cool, so happening right now, i usually go as a mercedes key, that way i get a ride off the gold diggers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I'd never hand over my car keys.....

    Long story short - I once saw a video of one and have seen the stars together in the pub fairly often.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    Cool, where in Kildare?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭samo


    Cool, where in Kildare?


    I dunno if someone was just winding me up as I moved to Celbridge a coupla years ago but they was told it was rampant in Celbridge....

    Not that I would know.... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    What area in Celbridge?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I think they are more commonly known as swinger parties.

    What's the name of that estate near Tesco in Celbridge? Look for the houses with loads of cars outside them on a Saturday night, erm, I am told.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭nedoo


    Sligo is also a big swinging area. You will find them in areas with golf clubs etc. A load of auld ones getting pissed and having it off. Good if you always fancied your friends ma! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I was catering for a dinner party recently and the Host came into the kitchen and started rubbing his courgette on my melons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Interesting combo there shabadu!..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    What street of what suburb in Cork are you talking about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,948 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    tom dunne wrote:
    I think they are more commonly known as swinger parties.

    What's the name of that estate near Tesco in Celbridge? Look for the houses with loads of cars outside them on a Saturday night, erm, I am told.

    Beatty Park or Vannessa Lawns?
    Whats with celbridge, its suppose to be this crazy place, but i never notice anything strange... maybe because i'm on here so often...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    mp3guy wrote:
    ..Vannessa Lawns...

    Has a sort of pornstar ring to it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    heehee... i know someone from that part of celbridge. *Amusement...*

    I think i'll edge slowly away from this thread though...not my cup of tea


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    nedoo wrote:
    Sligo is also a big swinging area. You will find them in areas with golf clubs etc. A load of auld ones getting pissed and having it off. Good if you always fancied your friends ma! :eek:
    oh god i have! im from sligo and use the golf clubs.methinks a plan? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Christ, a gang from my father's golf club regularly go to Sligo to "play golf" (my father included). :eek:

    I don't feel well. I knew I should have looked at this thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Romo wrote:
    Then a few months ago the Irish Independent ran a story to coincide with the start of "Desperate Housewives". I think they interviewed a bunch of housewives in Kildare. They all said they were all sleeping around like mad with younger men, car salesmen, married politicians etc.


    You do know that these Indo interviews with unamed people are always works of fiction? With a bit of common sense they can often be worked out. Like a little story they had on drug addiction a few years ago which went along these lines

    “James is 24 and from a working class Dublin family. He first started smoking when he was seven,stealing cigarettes off his parents. At 10 he was inhaling gas,at 11 he was a regular drinker and at 13 regularly smoked cannabis. At 14 he was using ecstasy and before his 18th birthday he had become a user of cocaine, crack and heroin”
    I swear that is basically the wording of the article. Now think about it this way. If this guy was 24 in 2002 or 2003 he was born in the late 1970s. From what Ive been told by lads in their late 20s cocaine was the rich mans drug until the late 90s. Expensive stuff. Basically stuff that northside howiyas got to do once in a blue moon if they were lucky. So a skanger had easy access to it before he was 18? As for crack cocaine,its only starting to take off with junkies lately. In the early 90s in Ireland it was virtually non existant. So this reporter either struck it lucky by finding Irelands first working class coke abuser and our first crack addict,or they were talking out of their arse to make their point. The Indo is as much of a rag as any Sunday tabloid.



    Anyway ive went off topic.....
    As for the key thing, I believe that bit in that ad with everyone going "ummm", its for one of the banks, Irish Life i think, is a reference to it (yer one isnt too pleased with the oul lad shes ended up with)
    Personally i wouldnt mind playing the key game with the blondie in the ad whos unsure whether to get engaged or not........ :)


    As for its popularity, Ive barely ever heard of it. Im more of a dogging man myself
    And besides, I dont even have a ****in car :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    All you need to do is give me your car keys and your woman. I take care of the rest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I don't like this - it discrimintates against people who don't have cars. Could you put a pair of Bus Éireann tickets in the bowl instead?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    samo wrote:
    I dunno if someone was just winding me up as I moved to Celbridge a coupla years ago but they was told it was rampant in Celbridge....

    ah
    the real reason for me moving to Celbridge in the next few weeks!
    now all I need are some car keys, I presume actually having a car is optional?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Can we have a Public Transport Ticket party?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Winters wrote:
    Can we have a Public Transport Ticket party?

    only if you're not invited


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    Its kinda funny, I was watching an episode of That 70s show, where Red and Kitty accidentily ended up at a key part. What were the odds of having a thread about it the next day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Zapho wrote:
    Its kinda funny, I was watching an episode of That 70s show, where Red and Kitty accidentily ended up at a key part. What were the odds of having a thread about it the next day?
    Well, i've not really great at statistical analysis, but i'd reckon it's 1 in 999999999999999999999 billion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,498 ✭✭✭quarryman


    you're right. you're not that great.

    also i was just looking at my car keys before i started reading this thread.
    i think you'll agree, that coincidence is cosmic man.


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