What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

kittenkiller · 17-04-2005 10:30PM #1

What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?

I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

Actually I TWICE tried it!

Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

The skip was full of broken bricks.

& i'm a GIRL!!!!

Don't know & don't want to know what happened the photo's!

Thankfully, i wasn't THIS bad...

Zoned · 17-04-2005 10:55PM

So Kittenkiller what did you do last night?? :rolleyes:
are you looking for people to come up with worse than you.

The worst thing i did was get sober....
:eek:

StupidLikeAFox · 17-04-2005 10:58PM

I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after

i won though

Guy:Incognito · 17-04-2005 11:02PM

kittenkiller wrote:

What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?

What is this new substance? can I try?

kittenkiller wrote:

I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

Actually I TWICE tried it!

Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

The skip was full of broken bricks.
& i'm a GIRL!!!!

Classy.

Guy:Incognito · 17-04-2005 11:04PM

ColHol wrote:

I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after
i won though

Did you use an internationally accredited electronic measuring device? If not, I'd like to challenge the result.

Ron DMC · 17-04-2005 11:05PM

kittenkiller wrote:

I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

What was a vegetable saleman doing there at that time of night??

Winters · 17-04-2005 11:05PM

a/s/l kittenkiller?

Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.

kittenkiller · 17-04-2005 11:34PM

My friend tends to challenge himself to 1 man jack-ass-a-thons!
Most of which end up with him punching mirrors or jumping into wheelie bins!

Hmmmm... Taking a leek...
As opposed to taking a leak...
Hmmmmmmmm....

Sounds like fun when himself's out of town!

& yes yes yes I AM a ker-lasy lassy!

james_d_23 · 18-04-2005 12:00AM

well,i do the most stupid things ever when drinking,for instance last night i was supposed to go to see the go! team in the village all the way from letterknny in co Donegal... but unfortunatly i drank a lot of vodka,got kicked out of my hostel for punching a window for no reason during a normal conversation with a friend.. also my hand hurts,then i went to the village and didnt get in cos i was too drunk,sold my ticket then tried to get back in later,lost my phone and my friends phone,ripped my jeans,got lost in the city centre for a while and then set off the fire alarm on the burger king on o'connell street,all of which i only know because my friends told me....

wish i could say that this is the first time things like this have happened.. it happens alot...

gonna try to not drink for a while now..

*Angel* · 18-04-2005 12:03AM

Well I did end up puking my guts out and then passing out at my own party

.

NeMiSiS · 18-04-2005 12:03AM

Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
TK

StupidLikeAFox · 18-04-2005 12:13AM

NeMiSiS wrote:

Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
TK

And all before you got to the pub....

I also have a few bad experiences with getting sick in places i shouldnt.

ExOffender · 18-04-2005 12:16AM

Ask JimEatsMenu heheheh...

kittenkiller · 18-04-2005 12:17AM

I tried to get sick out my bedroom window once.
It's 6ft off the ground (I am NOT), there's a wee little table with a lamp on it against it & it only opens about 4 inches.

It was messy, VERY messy!

Winters · 18-04-2005 12:18AM

I fell asleep on O'Connell street before for an hour or so.

The Free Man · 18-04-2005 12:22AM

Winters wrote:

Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.

lol
that just reminded me of doing ghosties off my friends roof on a pushbike....in the wee hours

......ahhhh those were the days

funky penguin · 18-04-2005 12:26AM

My friend kept buying shots of sambuca, and I kept throwing them on the floor. Poor chap spent a fortune.

Another friend mistook my mothers wardrobe for the en suite one night at a house party. Tried to dry it with a hair drier, but the lead wasnt long enough.

Ro: maaan! · 18-04-2005 12:30AM

Kept drinking tbh. It's always a bad idea when you're already locked. Fell asleep in a garden and got sick on myself while asleep. Jumped into a wheelie bin head first, breaking my phone, and leaving me stuck there for about 5 minutes before someone came to my aid. Randomly threw a glass without really looking where only narrowly missing someone's head. Broke a chair, and a table while jumping around to Take Me Out. Though that was also kinda Jimeatsmenu's fault. Jumped off that roof too...

kittenkiller · 18-04-2005 12:34AM

NeMiSiS wrote:

puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes..

And this is the result...

funky penguin · 18-04-2005 12:36AM

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Take Me Out.

Great song. You have to jump around to it really.

The Free Man · 18-04-2005 12:36AM

kittenkiller wrote:

And this is the result...

filth.

i remember years ago my bro coming in locked, i'd be in bed, and he'd just open the door and stand there for ages! like a zombie from resi evil!

itchy....tasty.....

Ro: maaan! · 18-04-2005 12:38AM

The Free Man wrote:

itchy....tasty.....

Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...

Winters · 18-04-2005 12:39AM

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Jumped off that roof too...

Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.

Ro: maaan! · 18-04-2005 12:40AM

Winters wrote:

Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.

And we'll do it again!

funky penguin · 18-04-2005 12:42AM

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...

"Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty".

Best computer game script ever.

kittenkiller · 18-04-2005 12:44AM

I wanna jump off the roof too!

rugbug86 · 18-04-2005 01:02AM

i've done all that, with the exception of trying to pee in a skip... also woke up in the boot of a car... fun times. got kicked out of the irish film centre for having sex with a random stranger aswell. that was more funny then anything. went skinny dipping for a dare, stole a pedaloe and got woken up by the albanian coast guard who thought i was trying to get into his country illegally. turned a garden hose onto my friend, while she was peeing. that was more funny that anything. but i better stop talking now! but have loads more of these, will post them when i remember! have video's of me twisted too. (taken off my mothers phone!)

i'm a Klassy Burd - Capital K for classy, small u for burd

*edit
during the european elections i stole my friends bike and cycled along an un-named road trying to take posters down. that was hil-harious.

condra · 18-04-2005 01:45AM

1] try to **** cars
2] skrewd a couple of mooses
3] too much drugs
4] rang people, text people

come to think of it ull prbly get a lot of similar answers.- apart from the shaggin a car thing..- im over it now..

RuggieBear · 18-04-2005 02:01AM

fell asleep at a bustop in Kings cross (kinda red lighty district of Sydney) on St Stephens' night.....was woken up by some punter at a bus stop shouting "is this the bus to circular quay" at 7am... Still had my wallet, phone and hadn't been raped....all good

Hester · 18-04-2005 02:04AM

This thread makes me feel so much better about my own embarrassing drunken experiences

I think the worst I've done is puked on people (mainly myself) and fallen asleep in public places - luckily my friends were good enough not to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state, apart from taking photos (damn those camera phones!) Hmm, and there was that time I spent a large portion of the night trying to climb into a wardrobe, convinced it was the door out of the bedroom

Agent Smith · 18-04-2005 02:21AM

ended up in another country....

serriously

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