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What defines a Nerd?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    How do people know these things!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    in answer to opening post, WE define nerds!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Bazookatone


    Raphael wrote:
    Not yet, but people were working on changing it at one stage
    My aunt is a primary school teacher, and apparently, one of the latest maths textbooks tells the kids that PI is "approximately 3"...................................

    ...................Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Irish education system


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,214 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    in my day 22/7 was the most accurate, screw 3.14


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    We just have pi buttons on calculators now. There's no reason to even know what number it is.


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  • Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What makes a nerd?


    I believe this IS the nerdiest person alive!!!


    http://www.idleriot.com/content/clips/325/Hacker_or_Not.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    I use 22/7 if I can. Makes things easier. Also, yeah, this is pretty definitive of nerds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    o god, someone delete those posts, if anyone actually knew we sit around discussing pi in our spare time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Kitsune


    ...they would...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    course if you believe that the tesseract is the hypercube then problems arise...

    i will now crawl back into my hole.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,891 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Papa Hoff wrote:
    What makes a nerd?


    I believe this IS the nerdiest person alive!!!


    http://www.idleriot.com/content/clips/325/Hacker_or_Not.html
    ''Im not exactly a Leet Haxor but i do consider myself a hacker''

    She probably just does what the paper clip tells her. Get off the stage loser!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭Caoimhe


    ColHol wrote:
    ''Im not exactly a Leet Haxor but i do consider myself a hacker''

    She probably just does what the paper clip tells her. Get off the stage loser!
    I hate that bastard paper clip. GO AWAY, I KNOW HOW TO WRITE A LETTER!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Hmm Caoimhe, it looks like you're trying to write a letter there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,891 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    sv8538548.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    look at you you nerds sitting at your pc's tyring to hide the fact that you, youself are a nerd.
    go on admit it!

    its about time you admitted your deep dark secret....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Caliden wrote:
    look at you you nerds sitting at your pc's tyring to hide the fact that you, youself are a nerd.
    go on admit it!

    its about time you admitted your deep dark secret....
    Yes, I will freely admit to you that I am a nerd.

    However, this is obviously a case of "Hello kettle, hello kettle, this is pot, you are black, I repeat, you are black over"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    Not everyone who uses a computer is a nerd. Please, now.

    (I'm not denying anything, though, although I'd consider myself more of a geek than a nerd.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    I think it's fairly safe to say that everyone who uses the CTYI forum is a nerd. Computers and a forum for a smart kids camp. :rolleyes: And yes, I am clearly a nerd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭Caoimhe


    I consider myself more of a dork than a nerd... Although I do have horrendously nerdy moments...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Back to the whole pi thing, my maths teacher says one of the most accurate pi fractions is the 4th root of 1743/22!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,891 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Whos up for a really nerdy joke!?!?!?!?


    PI.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    *groans* *bangs head off desk* And yet it's still funny in a really really bad way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Come on whats the joke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Surely you know your irrational numbers Matt?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Wha?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Ugh. Someone else will explain. I'm far too tired.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Incase you can't see that picture: http://www.contains2.com/comics/wade/PI.gif

    An irrational number is a number that continues on to infinity, ie it cannot be expressed as a single decimal.

    Just for kicks, the square root of 2 is something in the region of 1.4142135623730950488016887242097...

    While pi is about 3.1415926535897932384626433832795...

    My "contribution":
    Two functions, f(x) and f(y) walk into a bar one day. They see all the other functions dancing and having a great time, but then they see e^x sitting on his own at the bar. So they go up to him and say "Whats wrong e^x, why don't you go integrate with the other functions?". e^x responds, "Why bother, it wouldn't make a difference"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I ike it! I didn't see the picture. weird.

    f(x) walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and the bartender says sorry we don't serve functions! Boom Boom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,891 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    An atom and an ion walking down the road......
    Ion: Feck it im after losing an electron
    Atom: You sure?
    Ion: Yeah, im positive


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Kitsune


    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.


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