Angry Badger vs Small Wild Boar

feylya · 25-08-2004 06:18PM #1

If a fully grown, angry male badger and a small wild boar were to meet and have a fight, who would win? Bare in mind that the wild boar has been victim to antagonistic badger populace since youth.

Gordon · 25-08-2004 06:21PM

Either Obelix or Asterix.

OfflerCrocGod · 25-08-2004 06:55PM

Did you not like the movie AvsP?

PeadarofAodh · 29-08-2004 09:50PM

Its got to be the badger!Did anyone see that news story on BBC about the man that got a big chunk of his arm ripped off by a cornered badger!?Was funny for me...probably not for him

Flukey · 29-08-2004 09:57PM

I don't know about that. If the wild boar had a machine gun, the badger wouldn't stand a chance!

the_syco · 29-08-2004 10:06PM

Flukey wrote:

I don't know about that. If the wild boar had a machine gun, the badger wouldn't stand a chance!

But if the Badger had cyper-implants, and a sniper rifle, it could take out the boar before it could let loose the rounds!
Also, the Badger has claws to handle the sniper rifle. The boar only has hoov's, thus no way to aim + pull the trigger.

PeadarofAodh · 29-08-2004 10:19PM

The badger is also probably more cunning than the boar, seeing as it looks more like a weasel than its boar-ish(snigger) foe! :cool:

impr0v · 29-08-2004 10:22PM

sorry, i seem to have take a wrong turn

/me leaves thread hurriedly

acid · 29-08-2004 10:24PM

I've never eaten badger, but I have eaten wild boar which was very tasty indeed.

Flukey · 29-08-2004 10:30PM

the_syco wrote:

The boar only has hoov's, thus no way to aim + pull the trigger.

Ah, but he might get one of those Acme ones, designed for boars to be able to fire, like the ones Wile E. Coyote used to get in the Roadrunner cartoons. They had solutions for everything.

carrotcake · 29-08-2004 10:51PM

gwan the badger!

Lex_Diamonds · 29-08-2004 10:51PM

Someone needs to provide a link to a certain flash file methinks.

I for one come down on the side of the badger. Those ****ers are nasty!

PeadarofAodh · 29-08-2004 11:31PM

"A badger named Boris went on a two-day rampage, attacking five people and leaving one man needing surgery for his bites, it emerged yesterday.
He launched his attacks in Evesham, Worcestershire, after being set free from a wildlife park. His final victim, Michael Fitzgerald, 67, suffered the most serious injuries. He was transferred to a hospital in Birmingham and needed two skin graft operations to wounds on his forearm and legs.

During Boris's reign of terror, he also forced two police officers who were trying to catch him to retreat to the safety of their patrol car."

Now THATS my kinda badger!He has the cool name to match his hard ass attitude.I'd like to see a small boar equal that! :cool: