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peanuts

  • 11-02-2001 04:47AM
    #1
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭


    heard this one in the pub recently, quite good in my opinion.

    *little girl comes running into kitchen where her mother washing the dishes*

    girl:Mammy Mammy, david has this thing
    called a penis!
    *mother looks angry now*
    mother : David from down the road showed
    you his penis!?
    girl:ya mammy and its like peanuts!
    *mother chuckles*
    mother: ha, davids penis is as small as
    peanuts?!
    girl: no mammy, it tastes salty!



    [This message has been edited by Da'Bounca (edited 11-02-2001).]


Comments

  • #2
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Thats sick in one way, and funny in another


    John


  • #3
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,391 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    hehe

    I kinda found it a funny joke smile.gif


  • #4
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,787 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Once she doesn't crunch the peanuts with her teeth ...OUCH!

    [cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.


  • #5
    Willy the Chipmunk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Willy the Chipmunk


    Its at this point I have to ask myself how you guys know it tastes salty....



  • #6
    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    Nasty


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  • #7
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    rofl - good point


  • #8
    Q_Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,323 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Willy the Chipmunk:
    Its at this point I have to ask myself how you guys know it tastes salty....
    </font>

    pfff I think thats obvious really, I mean, who DIDN'T know how to use the three sea shells in Demolition Man or what EXACTLY was in the briefcase in RONIN.


    Obvious really

    Well not really

    No
    I need to think of a good signature.......


  • #9
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Willy the Chipmunk:
    Its at this point I have to ask myself how you guys know it tastes salty....

    </font>

    'cos a "foine burd" told him so? wink.gif


  • #10
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    I'm very flexible.


  • #11
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Da'Bounca:
    heard this one in the pub recently, quite good in my opinion.

    *little girl comes running into kitchen where her mother washing the dishes*

    girl:Mammy Mammy, david has this thing
    called a penis!
    *mother looks angry now*
    mother : David from down the road showed
    you his penis!?
    girl:ya mammy and its like peanuts!
    *mother chuckles*
    mother: ha, davids penis is as small as
    peanuts?!
    girl: no mammy, it tastes salty!

    [This message has been edited by Da'Bounca (edited 11-02-2001).]    </font>

    its funny cos its true!

    spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam


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