Kids (and teachers) can be sooo cruel....

Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in
the sand box."
Teacher says "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write
'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a
cookie. Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played
with Alice in the sandbox." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box"
correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy
does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he
did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they
threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like
blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write
'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."