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  • 24-05-2004 03:25PM
    #1
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,006 ✭✭✭✭


    Please help me, I'm going out of my mind and I don't know what to do.

    I am in love with a ham sandwich.

    Yes, I know it sounds wierd 'n stuff but I just can't get him out of my thoughts. Whenever I think about Hamlin I get all wibbly all over and I feel like I want to smother myself all over his sultry presence. I just want to get close to him and spread my... self on him him but whenever I get close to him he cries and runs away.

    What can I do about this - please help me out here.

    ps. i think he may be in love with my best friend but I don't think she loves him, she's a vegetarian of the wholegrain variety. Do I tell her? Do I tell him? Please what shall I do???


Comments

  • #2
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,236 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Eat him. It's the ultimate in love.


  • #3
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by Stark
    Eat him. It's the ultimate in love.

    I agree
    this way you will be together forever and ever amen


  • #4
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    lol
    damnit Eck!
    you can't send crap like this over to me!!


  • #5
    fitz
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 9,037 ✭✭✭fitz


    I suggest a threeway with some mozerella...eat both of them, but only after the cheese gets inside him...


  • #6
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    fitz = slut

    I shall leave this thread open for about 15 mins so ye can all get the giddyness out of yer systems!

    keep it on topic though!


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  • #7
    Asok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    If your feeling fruity put some delicious creamy white mayonaise on him then lick it off flicking the edges with your tongue.


  • #8
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Moved from PI.

    Feelin' yello - are you English or French?


  • #9
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    obviously English, the French would know what to do!


  • #10
    ecksor
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    I think Stark covered this one ...


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