Monkeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Here are some Quotes from the master of piggy and the lads
Monkey
'Please excuse me when I say that you really are extraordinarily dim!'
'Alright! Let battle commence! Wine and... bananas! Bring on the dancing girls!'

'They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?'

Monkey: 'And where shall I find him, this King Youth?'
Earth God: 'He has a huge semi-detached palace at Black Pine Ridge.'

To King Youth: 'The fact is we are kings ourselves. You could say that we two kings of Orient are. But joking set aside....'

'You can't convince a deaf man by talking'


Pigsy
Monkey: 'And even if we get the scriptures what good are they when the pig's completely and utterly illiterate?'
Pigsy: 'You said I was illegitimate. You've got to remember that some of us aren't just walking statues!'
Pigsy: 'Say something really insulting.'
Monkey: 'Okay... Pig!'