If you absolutely had to, if your life depended on it...

Johnny Versace · 13-04-2004 06:49PM #1

...what animal would you mate with if forced?

I'm talking straight sex, with condom etc. You won't get any diseases or injuries, so animals like crocodiles are acceptable.

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I choose baby hippo.

Johnny_the_fox · 13-04-2004 06:53PM

i choose britney spears.... i heard shes a bit of an animal...

KlodaX · 13-04-2004 06:55PM

why a baby hippo?

Mossy Monk · 13-04-2004 06:56PM

what a topic

Johnny Versace · 13-04-2004 06:56PM

Originally posted by KlodaX
why a baby hippo?

I have no idea.

Our man in Havana · 13-04-2004 07:00PM

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
what a topic

Monty! Where are you!

Emboss · 13-04-2004 07:01PM

obviously i'd do a pussy....

phaxx · 13-04-2004 07:02PM

This is just begging for a certain well known phrase involving one's maternal unit, but I'm too polite.

ShriekingSheet · 13-04-2004 07:20PM

as much as id love to take part and be a sport...
i just cant stomach the thought of this!!

I mean REALLY think about it....!

UGH!!!!

Pigman II · 13-04-2004 07:22PM

Wouldn't say no to a big hairy beaver.

rymus · 13-04-2004 07:33PM

I'll go "old skool" and say a sheep, as long as I can supply my own wellies

dahamsta · 13-04-2004 07:47PM

Originally posted by rymus
I'll go "old skool" and say a sheep, as long as I can supply my own wellies

And the Cliffs of Moher.

Big Ears · 13-04-2004 07:55PM

A bird

pork99 · 13-04-2004 08:00PM

It would have to be the noble and spiritual dolphin.

This site has persuaded me.

Badgers · 13-04-2004 08:13PM

I'd mate with a god-damn hairy mammoth. Cause then I could invite all the god-damned history nuts to have a look at my mammoth and tell me how much it was worth.

I'd tell em all I was only using the mammoth for sex and I'm sure that'd get em all upset.

After having sex with the mammoth I'd tell it I loved it and maybe push it around for a bit but then I'd ignore it until it was extinct again.

adonis · 13-04-2004 08:38PM

i have always found young giraffes quite attractive,
something about the length of their neck...

PrecariousNuts · 13-04-2004 09:38PM

Ugh, furries, die.

dwayneburke · 13-04-2004 09:50PM

christ how do ppl think up of these topics??? were you dropped as a child?? or did you even have a mother?:D

Cake Fiend · 13-04-2004 09:59PM

His mother was a hamster...

Dave · 13-04-2004 10:01PM

Originally posted by Badgers
I'd mate with a god-damn hairy mammoth. Cause then I could invite all the god-damned history nuts to have a look at my mammoth and tell me how much it was worth.

I'd tell em all I was only using the mammoth for sex and I'm sure that'd get em all upset.

After having sex with the mammoth I'd tell it I loved it and maybe push it around for a bit but then I'd ignore it until it was extinct again.

Ha ha ha

Dun · 13-04-2004 10:12PM

Originally posted by pork99
It would have to be the noble and spiritual dolphin.

This site has persuaded me.

That is one of the most disturbing sites I have ever seen.

Perhaps I'm an internet 'innocent' though..

the fnj · 13-04-2004 10:19PM

:rolleyes:

If you absolutely had to, if your life depended on it...

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