Winding up your boss

pork99 · 2004-04-11 22:59:53

Has anyone ever come up with a good scheme to p|ss off their boss? Has anyone ever made such a scheme a reality? My fantasy boss wind-up was to remove the front bonnet badge from my David-Brent-alike boss's precious Mercedes and go into the office with it on a chain around my neck, gangsta style. I can just imagine: Boss -…

11-04-2004 10:59PM

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pork99

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Has anyone ever come up with a good scheme to p|ss off their boss? Has anyone ever made such a scheme a reality?

My fantasy boss wind-up was to remove the front bonnet badge from my David-Brent-alike boss's precious Mercedes and go into the office with it on a chain around my neck, gangsta style.

I can just imagine:

Boss - "Some b*stard has mutilated my beautiful Merc!"

(sees badge around my neck and turns red and becomes speechless with rage)

Me - "What is your problem?"

Would have been worth getting fired for

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#2 11-04-2004 11:37PM

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well thats one good way of getting fired

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#3 11-04-2004 11:46PM

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you could always just get an identical badge and say "I found this in the car park" and watch him blow his top. you can't be fired for finding something...

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#4 12-04-2004 12:09AM

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I think the boss would cop on.

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