Confession

Johnny Versace · 07-04-2004 02:14PM #1

There are adverts for Dolmio microwaveable pasta all over Pearse Street Dart Station.

There is a woman wrapped in a towel with the title "Why canta everything be a ready in two minutes?" (or something similar) written above her.

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

I'm seriously not joking.

Okie · 07-04-2004 02:27PM

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
There are adverts for Dolmio microwaveable pasta all over Pearse Street Dart Station.

There is a woman wrapped in a towel with the title "Why canta everything be a ready in two minutes?" (or something similar) written above her.

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

I'm seriously not joking.

The first thing that came into my head after reading the above was this from Wayne's World:-

Garth: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"

Wayne: [cracks up laughing] "No... No"

Garth: "Neither did I. I was just asking"

Gummy Panda · 07-04-2004 02:27PM

Originally posted by Johnny Versace

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

Do your russian mafia friends know this?

Johnny Versace · 07-04-2004 02:33PM

Originally posted by clownboy
Do your russian mafia friends know this?

No. Only my online friends.

Doctor J · 07-04-2004 02:38PM

Perhapsa she'sa ana italiana mafia puppetta anda you'rea justa ina lovea witha crimea

aahhhhaaaahahahahahhah

parker larkin · 07-04-2004 03:02PM

I think the moral of this thread is, don't eat any creamy carbonara sauce JV makes!

And hello, I'm new

Big Ears · 07-04-2004 03:04PM

Originally posted by Doctor J
Perhapsa she'sa ana italiana mafia puppetta anda you'rea justa ina lovea witha crimea

aahhhhaaaahahahahahhah

He knows too much , Johnny have him wacked (MR. Russian mafia person , Sir em..............Don ? )

Johnny Versace · 07-04-2004 03:08PM

Originally posted by parker larkin
I think the moral of this thread is, don't eat any creamy carbonara sauce JV makes!

Hey, a bit of extra protein is good for you!

He knows too much , Johnny have him wacked (MR. Russian mafia person , Sir em..............Don ? )

Doctor J · 07-04-2004 03:16PM

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
I HAVE RUSSIAN MAFIA FRIENDS

Do you not get worried if they give you a chip or a square of chocolate that you now "are in their debt" and you "owe them a favour"?

Gummy Panda · 07-04-2004 03:26PM

Originally posted by Doctor J
Do you not get worried if they give you a chip or a square of chocolate that you now "are in their debt" and you "owe them a favour"?

LMAO!!

I think that only counts on the day of their daughter's wedding.