Super Powers

Doc · 25-04-2001 12:43PM #1

What would your superpower be if you could have one (or if you already do)?

P.S. If you had a choice would you like to be able to turn invisible of fly?
Personally Id like invisibility.

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Shiminay · 25-04-2001 12:51PM

Definitly flight - I hate walking on a street behind all these frickin slow bastids - it REALLY annoys me. MOVE TO ONE FRICKIN SIDE SLOW PEOPLE!

What's that in the sky? Where'd the Sun go? It must be Dav flying around the place again...

All the best,

Dav
@B^)

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smoke.me.a.kipper · 25-04-2001 01:13PM

the ability to turn invisible at will, and re-appear at will. this includes anything i'm wearing or carrying at the time.

i dont want to be running around all naked while invisible

- Ciaran

Megatron · 25-04-2001 01:21PM

The flying thisng sounds good
but i'd have to go for the invisiblety !!

or being able to phase through walls\cars sutuff like that ( and yes my cloths also) that would be damm annoying if you phased through a door and your clothes were left the other side !!!

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

elexes · 25-04-2001 02:31PM

id say flying

and id also like to be able to controle time

what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?

fisty · 25-04-2001 02:38PM

if you can control time and freeze it you are invisable so i choose YOU!
poke-timestop
chick-a-cheeee!!!

Monty - the one and only · 25-04-2001 04:29PM

the problem with invisibility is, if your crosing a street at a pedestrian crossing and youve forgotten to take it off....you know some one will break the lights if they think theres no one there

Super speed...and this protects what Im wearing....

I'm not saying what Im saying. I'm not saying what I'm thinking. Im not thinking what Im thinking.
"Then what are you thinking?"
I think I need a drink

Lord Khan · 25-04-2001 04:34PM

Teleportation ... why fly when you can just teleport there ;-)

Invisible ... nah .... Morph-Power ... become anything - Apocalypse from X-men ( plus his ship too )

and throw in Wolverines claws ... admit it ... you have all imagined having them at some stage in your life

Manach · 25-04-2001 04:39PM

My superpower choice would be to understand a woman's mind, but that of course would be pure fantasy.

Lucy_la_morte · 25-04-2001 04:56PM

I would choose the ability to create as many super-powers as I want.

Non.

Lucy la morte.

Mills · 25-04-2001 05:19PM

Hmmmmmmm, Invisibility I think

richindub2 · 25-04-2001 05:27PM

Mmm, id go for the old teleportation myself, allthough the invisiblity might be good too....

UP DA DUBS!!

Dont be at yourself · 25-04-2001 05:28PM

The mind of a boy and the body of a man...... manboy! (ok, that was stolen from The Simpsons - see also: bi-clops).

I don't need invisibility, nobody notices me anyway

*sniffle*

Eye ham zee Walroos.
You ham zee Flyhead.

Lord Khan · 25-04-2001 06:51PM

Originally posted by Manach:
My superpower choice would be to understand a woman's mind, but that of course would be pure fantasy.

that's the GODMODE of super powers

Winning Hand · 25-04-2001 06:58PM

The teenager in me says X-Ray vision all the way

(the teenage kind mind you which lets you see through wimmins clothes but not mens). But what id really like is for ESP/Telekenisis. It lets you pre empt anything and react accordingly. Just think of the possibilities people

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this....
bull****

Zapper · 25-04-2001 07:08PM

I once asked a friend of mine this during a particularly long pub session. He said he'd have the power of Hindsight as his super power. We slagged him off about that for MONTHS.

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Shinji · 25-04-2001 07:08PM

The ability to stop and start time at will would be a top one - invisibility and super speed follow on from that. Why bother being invisible when you can move from place to place instantly? Why bother being super fast when you can wander at a leisurely pace and still be there in a fraction of a second?

That said, the nasty person in me says mind control. Once you have that, everything else follows from it...

Lord Khan · 25-04-2001 07:30PM

actually my no.1 super ... to have the Power of DeVore

/me does his he-man poses and says loudly "I HAVE THE POWER" while waving a zip disk in the air.

the celtic tiger · 25-04-2001 07:43PM

i would choose the power of morphing into other people. you could morph into supermans body if u wanted to go for a fly. u could morph into that hollow man if you wanted to see some nudey women........and so on.

i saw the results of the superpower thing on flunk.net before. i think 3% of people chose "talk to the animals". WTF???????

tct

I'm a bicycle!!

I'm offended.

BAN THAT GUY!

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yossarin · 25-04-2001 07:59PM

Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
I would choose the ability to create as many super-powers as I want.

thats the "50 more wishes" answer. you can't have that.
i'd have the power to turn water into funk

Paladin · 25-04-2001 09:37PM

Id prefer to fly than be invisible.

Even if you are invisible what you experience is the same. I wanna fly!

All you have to do is what is said in THGTTG

Just throw yourself at the ground.....and miss!

SantaHoe · 26-04-2001 07:17AM

I'd probably chose some form of immortality (in a Duncan McCleod stylee) ... jump off tall buildings , lay dead for a minute, get up and walk away without a scratch.

Invisibility would be cool though, go around town slapping dangerous-looking knackers upside da' head, whispering things to people right up to their ear while they're alone somewhere, sneeking into VIP gigs... and all-round generally freaking people out.
I'd say it'd get boring after a while though.

But then you'd be pretty well covered there if you could shuffle time at will.

Mmm, Quad damage though what?

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
i dont want to be running around all naked while invisible

Sure isn't that the whole fun of it?

Rev Hellfire · 26-04-2001 08:10AM

The ability to make women talk sense, even for short peroids of time.

Ry · 26-04-2001 08:20AM

I have one main power and that is...yes you guessed it...all power!!!!! Basically all power to be able to do anything. Godly power. Exactly like Q from the Star Treks
Theres no real way to explain it. But thats my super power. As for Flight or invisibility
I'd choose flight because I hate walking to and from places in busy streets etc and would rather be able to zip there on a cusion of air

Oh and since that ALL POWER thing is a bit much my reasonable power would be very powerful Telekinesis not just moving little things

but to be able to topple buildings etc. L8erZ

SpiraL

Quothe the Raven, "JennyRooba!"

Lord Khan · 26-04-2001 08:31AM

That's just another '50 wishes' though

pick one single power

Rev if women talked sense ... we won't find them attractive any more though.

Ry · 26-04-2001 08:41AM

I DID Khan. The Telekinesis!!!

Quothe the Raven, "JennyRooba!"

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Bard · 26-04-2001 08:50AM

Originally posted by Paladin:
Id prefer to fly than be invisible.

Even if you are invisible what you experience is the same. I wanna fly!

All you have to do is what is said in THGTTG

Just throw yourself at the ground.....and miss!

Hmmm... yes. If H2G2 (the Hitchhikers Guide) is right on how to fly I should be well able to... oh look at that!!! a 10 foot tall panda!

Bard (the easily distracted)

PS: Super-power: ability to stop/start time in as confined or broad an area as I like.

Kix · 26-04-2001 09:28AM

I think I'd like the ability to have gold coins fall out of my bottom an hour or two after eating

Panda · 26-04-2001 09:47AM

Originally posted by Lord Khan:
Teleportation ... why fly when you can just teleport there ;-)

Me agrees with Lord k, but id like a big flashy entrance and exit like Rayden from Mortal Kombat, the whole electricity thing was classy.

But then theres the other one that ive been thinking about, ALWAYS BEING ABLE TO PULL THE EXACT CHANGE, OUT OF MY POCKET be it for a bus ride, a cinema ticket or just for a fat Lexus truck. Think about the possibilities!

Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

azezil · 26-04-2001 10:03AM

the ability to do ne thing i want....yes i want to be god

"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

azezil · 26-04-2001 10:04AM

Originally posted by SpiraL:
I DID Khan.

ewwwwww i don't wanna know!!!

"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

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