Urgent help needed.. this is not a test

rymus · 25-03-2004 12:44AM #1

Friends, loyal users of boards, unite to aid me with my quest!

URGENT PETITION

From today on, I am collecting
signatures so my missus will start
doing my washing.

Note that this is in no way an unreasonable request due to the amount I do for her. Among the items in that ever-increasing list are

1. Driving to & from work & college
2. Providing a "cash on demand" ATM type service (without cards, pin numbers or any re-imbursement)
3. Cooking lots of tasty, tasty sheit!
4. Putting up with endless nagging & taunting
5. Lots more stuff that I can't think of right now...

SIGN MY PETITION
and give me the right to clean clothes!

Thank you for your help in this distressing matter.
As always, your vigilance is greatly appreciated.

bizmark · 25-03-2004 12:47AM

i signed it....because you are sinking the place up

Spunog UIE · 25-03-2004 12:48AM

WHIT TISH...WHIT TISH....

stop that

WHIT TISH WHIT TISH.

g'luck! :ninja:

ixoy · 25-03-2004 12:52AM

I don't know you and I can't really empathise but I don't like the "have your cake and eat it" attitude that I hear you're suffering, so I've signed

Fight the repression!

UnrealQueen · 25-03-2004 12:59AM

I signed it too, not sure why tho!

Monty - the one and only · 25-03-2004 01:06AM

Give me one very good reason, why, I shouldnt close this right now?

yellum · 25-03-2004 01:08AM

Cos his Missus uses boards too and will soon post here ?

May I suggest to her that she does his washing but he gets no sex ?

Adam 3000 · 25-03-2004 02:36AM

May I suggest to her that she does his washing but he gets no sex ?

I think thats illegal under the Geneva Convention

sceptre · 25-03-2004 03:39AM

Originally posted by Adam 3000
I think thats illegal under the Geneva Convention

Cruel yes, unusual I think not.

Mocking Burd · 25-03-2004 03:56AM

Ah c'mon I think we all know the real reason...

I'm sure she'll show you how to use the machine if you ask nicely.:D

rymus · 25-03-2004 09:50AM

Originally posted by Mocking Burd
I'm sure she'll show you how to use the machine if you ask nicely.:D

Thats not the point.. I'm trying to train a housewife here!

Ah Monty.. you wouldn't deprive me of clean clothes would you? I mean, with every passing day I'm getting more and more stinky. Dirty socks are piled 1ft high in the corner of the room. It's turning into a life & death situation.

Yellum, I have all sides covered. I'm growing a beard to maintain the maximum homelessness factor while at the same time withholding sex pending the firing up of the washing machine. I have the will power!

ToxicPaddy · 25-03-2004 10:06AM

Originally posted by rymus
...I have the will power!

and thats not the only thing you'll have by the end of this..

A good strong grip, huge bicep and a massive pile of stinky washing..

MY GOD MAN!! have you not realised how stubborn some women can be...

Tox

PS: Ive signed the petition anyway.. in hope for a fellow boards user

trilo · 25-03-2004 10:30AM

WOW, 11 signiatures already and it only up since last night.. well my boy rymus you have another 489 left to go. good luck to ya.

Adam 3000 i would do that but hes the one withholding the sex etc...pah! but i think he will begin to cave and thyen i will get my revenge.

the bastid! i am not his mother nor a housewife and it is about time that he learns that well i just want him to realise that he cant treat me like his mother in aspects of laundary and cooking, so i gotta whip him into shape and this is the only way i can think of doing it, by not doing his laundary and getting him to appreciate what i do for him (i actually love doing laundary...wierd i know.. ) but the fecier cant even put away his own stuff..

and the bathroom hasnt seen a cloth for about 3 weeks and i am so not doing. how long wiill it be untl he realises the state of it..probably never.

I ALSO WANT TO DECLARE THAT THIS IS NOT A FEMINIST ISSUE I HAVE HERE AND AM NOT STANDING UP FOR THE RIGHTS OFF ALL WOMEN....

its a personal issue that has turned public and if those who feel the need to sign it stop and think for a moment what this will result in for the lady in question and the rymus not learning anything and i will probably be doing his **** without gratitiude for the next whatever.

so think about it before you sign..

please

rymus · 25-03-2004 10:34AM

that's balls... She's the Sinn Fein of housework!

Don't you start trolling my thread; I'll deal with you when I get home

Do you all see now what I have to put up with? It's horrid I tell ya, horrid!

yellum · 25-03-2004 10:37AM

Well Trilo, I sumitted the Petition Link to BoingBoing.net , they get quite a few thousand visitors a day, so if the link does get published by them you might find the petition gets filled fairly quickly.

trilo · 25-03-2004 10:53AM

for the love of all things beautiful and small (small in yer all cases im sure)

ohh the bitterness that is emitting frm my beautiful flawless body...

why did ya have to go and do that.

do ya know what id set up my own petition if i was anyways computer literate but im not! bah!

go on do your best but remember i still get what i want in the end..

mwha ha ha ha

koneko · 25-03-2004 10:54AM

Start your own petition Trilo, I'll sign it

trilo · 25-03-2004 10:57AM

thanks chic

bt i cnat i dont have the right brain thingy to ms with petitions on the computer... i do have pen and paer though..

na i wouldnt be so cruel to people to offload on them another personal petition (ha rymus)

rymus · 25-03-2004 11:00AM

this isn't personal.. I'm highlighting the plight of men worldwide! Cheers for submitting the URL yellum, heres hoping the guys over at boingboing are sympathetic to my cause.

Let that be the end of the thread hi-jacking you ungrateful whench. Just remember who's computer and DSL you're using.

smiaras · 25-03-2004 11:04AM

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trilo · 25-03-2004 11:04AM

ROFL

seamus · 25-03-2004 11:12AM

Originally posted by koneko
Start your own petition Trilo, I'll sign it

This is the internet. It's well-dcoumented that men outnumber women 3000:1 here.

Although the women still have all the power

LoneGunM@n · 25-03-2004 11:30AM

If this is what happens when you get married, I'm dumping my fiancee & living with my mammy

Rymus, I feel your pain!!

& if you're on here & you know who you are, I was only messing about dumping you. Of course I'll do the washing, ironing, cooking for the rest of may natural born life, whilst you plunder & pillage my bank account with all the ferocity of Atilla the Hun on national Plunder & Pillage Day

p.s. Rymus, I signed your petition ... hope it doesn't come back to haunt me :eek:

dahamsta · 25-03-2004 11:42AM

Originally posted by rymus
that's balls... She's the Sinn Fein of housework!

ROFL

Good on ya rymus boy. Get 'em young, treat 'em rough, tell 'em nuthin'! I'm the one that signed with "rymus-is-whipped @ beecher . net btw.

adam "single" beecher

ferdi · 25-03-2004 01:20PM

listen trilo,

less of this

and more of this

seamus · 25-03-2004 01:22PM

lmao ferdi

Good post

rymus · 25-03-2004 02:14PM

here here!

rymus · 25-03-2004 09:37PM

*bump*
sorry, had to be done.

quank · 25-03-2004 10:35PM

signed....

i feel your pain... actually i dont!

im 16, and i live wif my rentios

ah but still, ill pass this on to another 3 forums i know.... ill get a good few to sign

good luck, and may the force be with you

paulthelegend · 25-03-2004 10:39PM

Signed ... Is this for her doing the washing for life or just the 6foot high pile of backdated washing

trilo he will set up a petition for you if you do the washing (Its worth a try

)

Civilian_Target · 25-03-2004 10:43PM

Make the chain longer so she can reach the washing machine

Urgent help needed.. this is not a test

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