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  • 17-03-2004 10:54PM
    #1
    Emboss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭


    The crap pot

    the ingredients of wash n go bottles is becoming boring

    so what do do you read when taken a crap?


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  • #2
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    I just have a crap and go. No reading involved. Sorry :dunno:


  • #3
    joePC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭joePC


    How to use Shampoo that was an informing one......:ninja:


  • #4
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    I bring a sixpack of beers with me and just drink them as fast as I can while doing the deed.

    Best to block these unpleasantries out.


  • #5
    Emboss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    Originally posted by neuro-praxis
    I bring a sixpack of beers with me and just drink them as fast as I can while doing the deed.

    Best to block these unpleasantries out.

    But but...you're a woman!!!

    you don't poo!

    do you?

    :mad:


  • #6
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    poo?

    What's poo?


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  • #7
    Ebonyks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Ebonyks


    Well i like to start off on "Genisis" but usual finish up after "The creation"....


  • #8
    WizZard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Man's best friends... FHM/Maxim/Loaded/Playboy(only if its a time consuming task)... the articles are very interesting


  • #9
    alleepally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    I kid you not. These are actual published books called poo poo people.

    http://www.kiddiesbooks.com/


  • #10
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    PC Gamer.


  • #11
    embee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    The Alchemist - Paolo Coehlo


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  • #12
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    some book about Useless information....it's like havin Boards.ie in the jacks!!


  • #13
    Woden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Woden


    Originally posted by seansouth
    some book about Useless information....it's like havin Boards.ie in the jacks!!

    viscious i like it. hmm i usually take what ever book i'm reading at the time, failing that i'll grab a paper or the rte guide or something


  • #14
    blondie83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    We have all these "super strong" flash and Cif cleaner things in the bathroom. I read the "ingrediants"(for want of a better word) of them - just to try and figure out how they're so strong. Every time my mum uses them you can't breathe in the bathroom for 1/2 an hour after:dunno:


  • #15
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Originally posted by blondie83
    . I read the "ingrediants"(for want of a better word) of them - just to try and figure out how they're so strong. :

    Well you are blonde, ya have to start somewhere!


  • #16
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    at the moment, michael moores Stupid White Men.


  • #17
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    Originally posted by embee
    The Alchemist - Paolo Coehlo

    very good book i approve :)

    bit of inspiration there aswell


  • #18
    Tusky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,097 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    how long do you people spend on the potty ! I wouldnt get through half a page :p


  • #19
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    depends on if im out the night before ;)


  • #20
    uberwolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    Originally posted by blondie83
    Every time my mum uses them you can't breathe in the bathroom for 1/2 an hour after:dunno:

    for one sec I thought them refered to the toilet and not the cleaning products :eek:


  • #21
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    LOL


    i read the back on toilet tissue packets.... address.... etc.... :confused:


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  • #22
    Woden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Woden


    Originally posted by Tusky
    how long do you people spend on the potty ! I wouldnt get through half a page :p

    depends on the book i could be tempted to squeeze out a bit more, god such toilet humour this thread :p


  • #23
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Don't read, play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It's what the gba is for.


  • #24
    Wolfie
    Site Banned Posts: 197 ✭✭Wolfie


    2004 Guinness Book of Records.

    It has to be something you can just pick up and have a quick read of something. Then leave it for another day. :)


  • #25
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I don't read on the toilet but in the shower I always look at how shampoo ingredients and such are written in other languages.


  • #26
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Originally posted by Dataisgod
    viscious i like it. hmm i usually take what ever book i'm reading at the time, failing that i'll grab a paper or the rte guide or something

    ditto, these days I find I read more on the toilet then anywhere else :)


  • #27
    TheSonOfBattles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    I just play the games on me mobile phone, about the most use I have for it these days for some reason.


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