Another Paddy Joke!

An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the subway. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap.
When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face.
The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but
fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".
The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on that
blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can
wallop that English fu*ker again".