Italian Collapses From Lack of Oxygen after Kissing Girlfriend.

spongebob · 16-02-2004 10:34PM #1

Got a bit of cramp too, Story

UnrealQueen · 16-02-2004 10:52PM

not able to pee or smoke for 30 hours????????? oh my!

Mossy Monk · 16-02-2004 11:05PM

jesus :eek:

honru · 16-02-2004 11:40PM

Ah well, t'was 31 hours in all fairness. How they did not go insane is beyond me.

kmart6 · 17-02-2004 12:20AM

That's what love can do to you

hedgetrimmer · 17-02-2004 09:29AM

Love should carry a health warning.:p

AL][EN · 17-02-2004 11:53AM

it does its called marriage :eek: :eek: :eek:

/me runs and ducks for cover

Creature · 17-02-2004 02:29PM

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer
Love should carry a health warning.:p

It should be banned from pubs too.

Johnny Versace · 17-02-2004 02:32PM

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
not able to pee ... for 30 hours????????? oh my!

Who says he didn't????? Some people are into that you know! :ninja:

Raphael · 17-02-2004 03:21PM

They were not allowed to eat, drink or go to the toilet, and could communicate only by using written or text messages, the UK's Guardian newspaper reported.

Read before you troll

Johnny Versace · 17-02-2004 03:27PM

Originally posted by Raphael
Read before you troll

But that would take the fun out of trolling!!

I knew I was going to be picked up on that one...

Kold · 17-02-2004 04:12PM

Now here's a question. I don't particularly get anything from a kiss.. I just think of it as the buildup to sex. In which cases I don't really wanna be doing it for that long... However when I kinda pull away, she gets the look in her eys again n wants to get going again... WTF? Are you getting off on this **** or what? I'm generally told I'm a good kisser but tbfh, I'd rather be getting into her panties about then.. How long should you kiss for? Cos I do get short on breath...

Johnny Versace · 17-02-2004 04:19PM

I know exactly what you mean! I think it's that women women prefer foreplay etc., because they aren't as in to sex as we are, and as well they don't like feeling as if we are just using them for sex.

Originally posted by Kold
Now here's a question. I don't particularly get anything from a kiss.. I just think of it as the buildup to sex. In which cases I don't really wanna be doing it for that long... However when I kinda pull away, she gets the look in her eys again n wants to get going again... WTF? Are you getting off on this **** or what? I'm generally told I'm a good kisser but tbfh, I'd rather be getting into her panties about then.. How long should you kiss for? Cos I do get short on breath...

Doodee · 17-02-2004 04:23PM

she was probably a sucubus.

ya know, life stealing monster from south park.

Sarky · 17-02-2004 05:23PM

Originally posted by Kold
Now here's a question. I don't particularly get anything from a kiss.. I just think of it as the buildup to sex. In which cases I don't really wanna be doing it for that long... However when I kinda pull away, she gets the look in her eys again n wants to get going again... WTF? Are you getting off on this **** or what? I'm generally told I'm a good kisser but tbfh, I'd rather be getting into her panties about then.. How long should you kiss for? Cos I do get short on breath...

If you get nothing out of it, somebody's doing it wrong. Nothing wrong with kissing for a few hours. Great way to kill time in a highly pleasent fashion. And you can breathe through your nose, so shortness of breath is only an excuse if you have breathing trouble in the first place...

Italian Collapses From Lack of Oxygen after Kissing Girlfriend.

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