Celebrities you want to UZI?

Johnny Versace · 2004-01-28 15:42:26

OK, I hate (nearly) all celebs as they clearly have serious mental problems, get to shag whoever they want, and have loads of money. Who do you despise? My list - Jennifer Lopez (attention seeking, selfish, whack job) John Malkovich (racist f*cker!) Madonna (see Jennifer Lopez) Eminem Bob Geldof Ronald McDonald ...I could…

28-01-2004 03:42PM

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OK, I hate (nearly) all celebs as they clearly have serious mental problems, get to shag whoever they want, and have loads of money.

Who do you despise?

My list -

Jennifer Lopez (attention seeking, selfish, whack job)
John Malkovich (racist f*cker!)
Madonna (see Jennifer Lopez)
Eminem
Bob Geldof
Ronald McDonald

...I could go on!

What about you MOFO?

(yes, I'm bored)

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#2 28-01-2004 03:49PM

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Victoria Beckham (rich, loves media attention and herself, married to a rich simpleton)
J.LO (so far up her own hole)
Kerry MacFadden (loud mouth, loves her self)
The boyzone member in corrie (another loud mouth)
The Queen (mean horrible bitch)
Prince Charles (mean horrible bastard)

:ninja:

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#3 28-01-2004 03:54PM

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Michael Jackson

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#4 28-01-2004 03:55PM

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jessica simpson(biggest air head every) note: not the tv simpsons:rolleyes:
Jack osbourne(stupid little ***** **** **************)
Kelly osbourne(spoilt little ******* ******** *****)

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#5 28-01-2004 03:55PM

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Originally posted by UnrealQueen
J.LO (so far up her own hole)

Word sister.

Prince Charles (mean horrible bastard)

Is it just me, or does he look like he has huge balls??

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#6 28-01-2004 04:20PM

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Originally posted by Johnny Versace
Is it just me, or does he look like he has huge balls??

*coughs* I don't look at that area of him. Now, thanx very much, you are putting unwanted images in my head:eek:

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#7 28-01-2004 04:21PM

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ben affleck......

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#8 28-01-2004 04:32PM

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Jordan (she's a scag)

Jenifer Lopez (What Johnny Versache said)

Louis Walsh (Smug little pr1ck who keeps inflicting us with the same pop drivel)

Westlife (For making a career on singing other people's songs)

Samantha Mumba (For being an annoying talentless Fu*k)

Just out of curiousity what did John Malkovich say/do to make him a racist?

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#9 28-01-2004 04:58PM

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...everybody

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#10 28-01-2004 05:01PM

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Westlife (For making a career on singing other people's songs)

Hmmmm....I'm in a happy place now...

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#11 28-01-2004 05:06PM

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everyone on that feckign island, and anyone on a stupid reality tv show.

who give a flying fvck what you do at home (or at work for that matter) 5 years ago any celeb who caught a cameraman on their property would have them shot. now every talentless fvcker is making a show out of boring mundane everyday crap.

get them off the tv and put some decent stuff back on.

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#12 28-01-2004 05:07PM

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but jack osbourne is so cool.

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#13 28-01-2004 05:08PM

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all of them. I hate teh way they have become the "gods" of this era.

Or at least carpet bomb any I used to be a celebrity get me out of here jungles

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#14 28-01-2004 05:50PM

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God lets get a revolution going already.

Atomic Kitten,
All pop bands,
Yorema,

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#15 28-01-2004 05:58PM

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Originally posted by Creature

Just out of curiousity what did John Malkovich say/do to make him a racist?

He despises arabs (loves Israel), and lashes out at anyone who tries to point out Israels atrocious treatment of palestinians...

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#16 28-01-2004 06:03PM

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J.LO (so far up her own hole)

but its a nice hole!!! i'd like to be up it:D

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#17 28-01-2004 06:49PM

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Originally posted by Johnny Versace
He despises arabs (loves Israel), and lashes out at anyone who tries to point out Israels atrocious treatment of palestinians...

I think you'll find that's George Bush

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#18 28-01-2004 08:16PM

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Téa Leoni in badboys and jurassic park III

WHY DOESNT SHE SHUT THE FúCK UP AND DO AS SHES TOLD THE UTTERLY ANNOYING BITCH

gorgeous though id make a snuff movie with her lol

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#19 28-01-2004 08:17PM

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Jennifer Lopez (obvious reasons)
Kylie Minogue (only so much of that voice i can take )
Louis Walsh (obvious reasons)
Britney Spears (media/attention whore)
Christina Aguilera (whore)
Madonna (media/attention whore)
all media/attention whores

that's all for now

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#20 28-01-2004 08:23PM

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is this just a jealousy thread r what? the simple fact of life is that money changes people, and tv manipulates the way we think about people, if anyone heree was handed 20 r 30 million and fame they would be diff people within weeks. and tbh being an attention seeker whose loud and confident is the best way to get noticed (funnily enough)

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#21 28-01-2004 08:23PM

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Louis Walsh - damn someone goatse his ass plz

that is all

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#22 28-01-2004 08:26PM

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Originally posted by Creature

Samantha Mumba (For being an annoying talentless Fu*k)

more like SPAmantha Mumba

Originally posted by Creature
Jenifer Lopez (What Johnny Versache said)

disappointing breasts

Originally posted by Creature
Jordan (she's a scag)

hmmm, Jordan is a bit of a ride I think

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#23 28-01-2004 08:40PM

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Jordan, Lopez and any other spa who thinks that fame is the ultimate achievement in life.

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#24 28-01-2004 08:57PM

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To be honest whilst some celebrities are infuriating and nausiating and talentless beyond belief at least they're standing out from the rest of the dross.

To me it's not the celebrities that need to taste lead but those who put them on the pedestal in the first place. Celebrity idolitary is but a symptom of suburbanites and dullards, ugly lonely people, boring run-with-the-pack sheep, fat neglected housewives and the balding men who married them, sad schoolkids and well, pretty much every boring normal plebe on this boring earth.

Because most people live such dull and empty lives, and define themselves in terms of and in relation to, that which the media and marketing execs define as worthy. Therefore people prefer to define their "sucess" by the accumulation of material wealth and define themselves by their image rather than any sense of spiritual, emotional or intellectual achievement, its roots are also tied to celebrity culture.

Everyone these days seems to be watching these become a star shows, everyone wants to be one, and everyone wants to watch the ritual humilliation of those who try to be one. Neo-voyerism, I can't ever be like these people but I can live through them and/or mock them at the same time. Boll0cks!

When it's time to pay the ESB where's Ben and Jennifer?
I'll tell you- Ben and Jennifer are looking out for Ben and Jennifer!

It's the dull vacant masses I despise. I'd sooner give all those wanna-be celebs and anyone who's going on about this celebs in the jungle or whatever the innane crap is to a nice efficient Austrian shower. And assemble all readers of Hello and Now in front of a large canyon then bring in an armada of APC's with sharpshooters and room-mounted miniguns and exterminate every boring-ass celeb worshipper I can find, thus purging this planet of their mediocraty and leaving only beautiful people such as myself.

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#25 28-01-2004 09:09PM

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I dont know his name but that guy who played wesley crusher in TNG always anoyed me.

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#26 28-01-2004 09:09PM

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Been watching Jordon on I'm a celebrity get me out of here. She seems pretty fit and not all that annoying.

John

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#27 28-01-2004 09:19PM

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I dont know his name but that guy who played wesley crusher in TNG always anoyed me.

Your enemy has a name.
And that name is Wil Wheaton.

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#28 28-01-2004 09:22PM

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Originally posted by The Beer Baron
To be honest whilst some celebrities are infuriating and nausiating and talentless beyond belief at least they're standing out from the rest of the dross.

To me it's not the celebrities that need to taste lead but those who put them on the pedestal in the first place. Celebrity idolitary is but a symptom of suburbanites and dullards, ugly lonely people, boring run-with-the-pack sheep, fat neglected housewives and the balding men who married them, sad schoolkids and well, pretty much every boring normal plebe on this boring earth.

Because most people live such dull and empty lives, and define themselves in terms of and in relation to, that which the media and marketing execs define as worthy. Therefore people prefer to define their "sucess" by the accumulation of material wealth and define themselves by their image rather than any sense of spiritual, emotional or intellectual achievement, its roots are also tied to celebrity culture.

Everyone these days seems to be watching these become a star shows, everyone wants to be one, and everyone wants to watch the ritual humilliation of those who try to be one. Neo-voyerism, I can't ever be like these people but I can live through them and/or mock them at the same time. Boll0cks!

When it's time to pay the ESB where's Ben and Jennifer?
I'll tell you- Ben and Jennifer are looking out for Ben and Jennifer!

It's the dull vacant masses I despise. I'd sooner give all those wanna-be celebs and anyone who's going on about this celebs in the jungle or whatever the innane crap is to a nice efficient Austrian shower. And assemble all readers of Hello and Now in front of a large canyon then bring in an armada of APC's with sharpshooters and room-mounted miniguns and exterminate every boring-ass celeb worshipper I can find, thus purging this planet of their mediocraty and leaving only beautiful people such as myself.

This man speaks the truth. Preach on, brother!

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Bono.

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#30 30-01-2004 12:35AM

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George Bush.
Jack Osbourne.
Alli Hilfigger and Jamie blah from rich girls.
Jade from bigbrother.
The Queen.

you?

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