entertaining talks

Right this might make an interesting thread. Its a post your funny records on Msn Messenger or IRC post the wierdest conversations you've ever had.


This one is from a while ago a m8 of mine appeared online in the following state:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg = me an old add on to nick

Fade-Out = friend now known as Adren

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First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
WTF!!
Fade-Out says:
**** CONLA
Fade-Out says:
im soo ****ed
Fade-Out says:
...
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
i thought u going to school
Fade-Out says:
i went on the ****ing pisss 2night with a friend
Fade-Out says:
and im just back in now
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
i'm guessing that
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
your in school?
Fade-Out says:
and he is after getting sic all over the palce
Fade-Out says:
...no ffs im a t home
Fade-Out says:
i draged him home from town and ****ing in thw indow
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
(announces to the audiances at home)Please point your finger at the idiot
Fade-Out says:
i have to stay awake now till six
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
(roudn of applause for mark)
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
why?
Fade-Out says:
so he doesnt get sic wihle he is asleep
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
u want me to stay here with ye?
Fade-Out says:
yes..
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
uer not drunk but he is right?
Fade-Out says:
i was drunk..
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
hangover stage
Fade-Out says:
and i have sobered up about an hr ago
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
well i'll talk with u while d-loading
Fade-Out says:
but he is completely ****ED
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
I wonder...
Fade-Out says:
he got sic when he came home..
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
how braindead are the 2 of u
Fade-Out says:
..
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
u get drunk AFTER SCHOOL IS OVER NOT BEFORE IT STARTS!!!!!!!!!1
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
hohumm
Fade-Out says:
i was doing a kart wheel on the main limierk rd. how doest that sound ffs
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
and i was preparign to go to bed
Fade-Out says:
.. but im ok now.. but ure man is ****ed
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
wish i had a camera thats how
Fade-Out says:
i put him to bed bout 30mins ago.
Fade-Out says:
10 mins he he started to get sic
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
he;s beside u?
Fade-Out says:
in DEB!
Fade-Out says:
BED ffs
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
Yeah is the bed beside u?
Fade-Out says:
.. no he is just down the hall
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
ok do u know the recovary position?
Fade-Out says:
ill hear him if he gets sic all right
Fade-Out says:
yea i have him in it
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
good
Fade-Out says:
thank god
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
(claps
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
i faled first aid
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
missed the exam
Fade-Out says:
oh this aint no smiling matter
Fade-Out says:
i just hope he sleeps sound till 2 oclick next moringing
Fade-Out says:
day.. whatever
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
aww cmon its you last night i expected less from u i'm proud of u
Fade-Out says:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
anyway i prob aint doing anything
Fade-Out says:
it was a great night out.. but not this part ffs
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
i'm stuc in my grandmas for last night
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
The theory of pain v pleasure
Fade-Out says:
lol.. yea
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
for every ppint u drink
Fade-Out says:
2 secs going to check on him....
Fade-Out says:
brb
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
your friend will spew
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
smile smile smile
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
you held yur guinness
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
sign it with me
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
smile smile smile
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
you held you budwieser
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
laugh laugh laugh
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
your friends a tosser
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
your friends a tosser
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
toss toss toss
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
toss his guts out
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
toss his guts out
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
smile smile smile
Fade-Out says:
lol.. ok he is still breathing and he is still in recover pos. and sleeping sounmd
Fade-Out says:
sound
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
mark this will have to go on boards
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
get a camera
Fade-Out says:
.. and i have every where cleen up ... phew
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
And u didnt wake your mom?
Fade-Out says:
i dont have camera
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
WOW
Fade-Out says:
... no thank ****!
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
how did u manage that?
Fade-Out says:
.. its to hard to explain over this...
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
actually how did u geyt out of th ****ing house in the first place
Fade-Out says:
jeeus my heat is pounding
Fade-Out says:
...lol....
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
heat? pounding JESUS YOUR A BITCH
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
lol
Fade-Out says:
graped the wiskey.. undid the alarm.. jumped out window... went to offi thats where i t all began
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
at wha hour
Fade-Out says:
11.30 we went out
Fade-Out says:

First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
and i must ask how will u explain one hung over stinky friend who smells like the river ankh/liffy
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
to your MOTHER!
Fade-Out says:
.. lol i have done this already with 3 other friends (cept they wenrt unnconsious coming in)
Fade-Out says:
and clean up and next day was grand
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
your mom must be ****ing stupid or doesnt give a ****
Fade-Out says:
.. no there is nothing for her to cop onto
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
serious how does your friend pass the active for life stage of a hangover with your mom shouting
Fade-Out says:
.. my mom shouldnt bother him till like when ever he walks up
Fade-Out says:
.. and then ill stick him in the shower
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
Mark....walk into a room with a sleeping drunk and his farts smell of barcarde breezer bottles mixed with ****e
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
ahhh clever
First FireBlade BlitzKrieg says:
tha would make a excellent school film

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