those words!

I reckon you're posting at 4am because you're too scared of the nerds to post when they're awake. As soon as they see this, they're going to go totally mental and they'll probably rebuke you by using harsh nerdy words against you. Someone may even drop the nuke and hit you with a gathering card.

I have a legitimate reason to be here myself at this time, by the way. I'm not actually a nerd. In fact, I'm really cool and totally sound. I'm Spartacus, and everyone else is a nerd.