What's the etiquette here??

NeitherJohn · 15-01-2026 02:10PM

What the fook is the etiquette here? Which one of ye was this?

jacool · 15-01-2026 02:13PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124149572#Comment_124149572

Did you have to sign for the package, or did he have to take a photograph as proof of delivery?

Larbre34 · 15-01-2026 05:11PM

Well done Sir, well done.

Hotblack Desiato · 16-01-2026 12:51PM

Had a Sky installer do that to us years ago. I just assumed he wanted a píss…

Brendan Bendar · 23-01-2026 09:51AM

Bit of a problem out at the Club during the recent cold snap.

Apparently the on course shïtters froze somewhere "down the pipes" .

The two traps were blocked by a pair of girthy 'Barrack Busters' which apparently were rock hard

and had to be extracted with an AI mans glove.

Usual suspects not under observation as course closed due frost.

Hotblack Desiato · 23-01-2026 11:51AM

Where's this golf course, Alaska?

Hotblack Desiato · 25-01-2026 09:41PM

Broke a chunk off a tooth today, before I realised I swallowed most of it.

Hope it doesn't tear the hole off me on the way out.

Also can anyone recommend a product for removing dried pîss from the underside of a toilet seat. Not my pîss btw. Asking for a friend. Not

feckwunker · 26-01-2026 05:51PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124180136#Comment_124180136

Just use more piss to dissolve the other piss.

Turbulent Bill · 27-01-2026 01:07AM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124182437#Comment_124182437

Ideally blasted. Like an organic Karcher.

cj maxx · 27-01-2026 03:23PM

A double flusher first thing in the morning . Not my usual am dump .

Slideways · 28-01-2026 05:10AM

Sticky silly string scutters for the last 2 days. Deeply unpleasant and lots of wiping involved

Hotblack Desiato · 28-01-2026 11:55AM

Yesterday morning's effort was like I'd been on the stout all weekend, I hadn't drunk any stout all weekend, delayed reaction to Friday's Indian takeaway it seems

Mother Shaboobu · 03-02-2026 08:55PM

This beats all:

https://m.economictimes.com/us/news/frenchman-arrives-in-the-emergency-room-with-a-wwi-era-missile-lodged-in-his-rectum-doctors-halt-surgery-midway-and-called-bomb-squad/articleshow/127879865.cms

RMAOK · 03-02-2026 11:18PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124203399#Comment_124203399

A different slant on the saying "bombs away"..

spacetweek · 06-02-2026 09:10PM

I consider myself to have had a fairly successful career that has seen me working in many well appointed offices over years. The current one in particular.
So upon entering one of the spacious cubicles in our facilities recently imagine my horror when I saw the floor was streaked by shïte stains.

Jesus folks it was shocking, dark brown smudges already starting to dessicate in the warm dry air. I had to squat on the toilet with legs widely spread so my shoes weren’t positioned in the wrong place.
What f**king savage had despoiled this sacred space, did he wriggle a turd out while standing up before stepping or slipping around in it? Or come in here with it already on his shoe? Best not to wonder too much.

Andy From Sligo · 10-02-2026 05:12PM

ever bringing you the riveting discussions to participate in I cannot help noticing in the last couple of months toilet rolls in the multipack packets where you get about 9 rolls in them , are having a peculiar smell to them these days …. like they have come from a fire damaged warehouse or something . - i tend to sometimes blow my nose into them or wipe my nose on them instead of using normal tissue … this is how I know they smell.

It started off with Lidl multipack so I switched to Tesco's own multipack which didn't used to smell …. but now ones from these latest packets do now - maybe they are all originally produced in the same factory or something and just repackaged in the choice of packaging for who's selling them.

If not too crazy does anyone want to do a 'sniff test' and take a toilet roll out of the multipack and just give it a good sniff and see if you know what I am talking about and get back on here with your findings? - just to see if I am going mad or something?

(Sorry for the crap post!) 😄

Esel · 11-02-2026 04:43AM

All the Beavis &Buttheads from the etiquette thread will be along shortly.

Slideways · 11-02-2026 05:14AM

Sorry Andy, you’re an outlier as far as I’m concerned.
1) toilet roll of for wiping your hoop or cleaning jizz up

2) my bog roll smell fine

3) if your nose needs clearing, blow a snot rocket like an alpha male or use the sleeve of your cardigan

Having mulled over it, maybe this is linked to some condition you may have. You know they say people who smell burnt toast could be having a stroke… Couls the damp of Sligo have taken an adverse affect on you??

Hotblack Desiato · 11-02-2026 01:13PM

I thought one had to be in an OAP home to wear a cardigan. It was a rule brought in in the 1970s

Hoop66 · 11-02-2026 01:30PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124226176#Comment_124226176

Rescinded by the Quality Knitwear Act (2005). Overnight, all manner of fashion victims were sporting them.

Andy From Sligo · 11-02-2026 02:10PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124225384#Comment_124225384

1.) my toilet roll acts as a serviette at dinnertime, glasses cleaner, window cleaning, wipe spills up from table/floor as well as other things around house - why double up with kitchen roll when you dont need to?
2.) Pray tell us what make of toilet roll do you use is it cheap one or the one starting with a capitial A ?
3.) sleeve of shirt works just as well - but it silly to throw your shirt away after every time you blow your nose on it!

yeah I do smell burnt toast sometimes … but its normally when the toaster is on so i dont think it was that.
Mind you saying that i can smell the telly sometimes, someone was smoking on the telly the other night on a programme and I could smell it and no-one in this house smokes … so you might be onto something there!

Slideways · 25-02-2026 10:33AM

On the throne door at work. Funny but realistic as fǔck

shinnerbot09 · 25-02-2026 11:09AM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124226176#Comment_124226176

Or a middle aged hippster douchhag !!!

RMAOK · 25-02-2026 06:16PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124263771#Comment_124263771

Number 4 would also be appropriate after forcing out a stubborn, hard to drop, Cosby kid...

Slideways · 28-02-2026 10:17PM

just slipped out SBD on a pretty crowded bus.

It has caused quite a ruckus. Right after I got the first of its fragrance I started looking around me shaking my head so as to pass the blame on to anyone else.

It is a particularly repulsive odour. I think it’s the new paleo granola I have been eaten this week that has brought it on.

Bullocks · 01-03-2026 12:34PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124226359#Comment_124226359

Forget that Florays thrash . Foxy is the brand to use

Toilet roll as a serviette is scummy !

spacetweek · 02-03-2026 11:19AM

Ate a lot of chili beef at my niece’s birthday party. Farts were caustic for a couple of days after. Real slurry tank stuff.

spacetweek · 02-03-2026 11:23AM

Follow up story. Cubicles all occupied this morning so headed for the disabled toilet, only to find a scene of carnage worthy of silence of the lambs only with shîte instead of blood.
Someone had blocked the toilet with shǐte then chucked wads and wads of paper in, then tried to flush it which had filled up the bowl and slowly drained away leaving a brown tide mark. Buffalo Bill would’ve been proud.

Brendan Bendar · 04-03-2026 10:37AM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/124283136#Comment_124283136

That kerntt has soooo many reasons to be put down.

Fcukker probably arrived in a Dub jersey.

Met a bunch of tubes like that on a sun holiday back in the day, big Dublin Fire Brigade heads on them

Hit for the ‘Irish Rover’ early on in full Dub gear and regularly had one of their members ‘oxtered out’ of

the premises.

Despicable kernts.

Gremlinertia · 17-03-2026 02:22PM

Just dropped something that seemed like dark matter nuggets, perhaps anthracite. it has been a hectic fortnight to be fair but I honestly think it wouldn't take much more pressure to qualify as diamond. Thank all the deities it was nugget form.. Guinness must be consumed promptly to rectify matters.

What's the etiquette here??

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