The Tommy Tiernan Show Thread - Mod warning, see OP

Not too bad to be fair

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I only dip in and out of the show these days, but jez Tommy is getting insufferable with the pauses, and awkward silences.

Someone needs to tell him it doesn't make him look clever or appear to come across as some kind of philosopher or psychiatrist. It is hard to watch.

When Tommy asked Lewis what he had to fight against and he said over scheduling then Tommy said he felt sorry for him, that was actually hilarious.

The lyrics of the song he sang were like an early incarnation of Spinal Tap lyrics. He would not get a toe in any door based on his song, but for his status.

She Comes

She comes as a blackbird, she comes as a fox
She sits at the window, she sings from a rock
She's the moon in the day and the sun that shines in the dark
She rests in he and she rests in she
She swells like ocean, she holds like a sea
She chimes like a bell, and she smells, and she tastes of glee She's the breeze, she's the sun
She's the reason it was fun
The laughing rain
She's the wind and the storm
What I sheltered from
She's my joy, she's my pain
And she rained on me

She's the bag on the floor, she's the hat on a hook
She's never really bad, but she isn't always good
And her lop curls like the leaves in a book
She's a no, she's a yes, she's anybody's guess
She's the click of a heel, an abandoned dress
She drove me insane, but she's lodged in my brain, I confess

She's the breeze, she's the sun
She's the reason it was fun
A laughing rain
She's the wind and the storm
What I sheltered from
She's my joy, she's my pain
And she rained on me

She's the breeze, she's the sun
She's the reason it was fun
The laughing rain
She's the wind and the storm
What I sheltered from
She's my joy, she's my pain
And she rained on meOh, and she rained on me
She rained on me
Oh, she rained, she rained, she rained on me
Oh, she rained on me
She rained, she rained, rained on me
Yeah, she rained on me

Laughable stuff all the more funny with the orchestra’s backing and the shiny leather jacket.