Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

Am I missing something here? anytime I've been distracted or half asleep and picked up a wrong pump it hasn't fit into the tank, have I just been lucky because I thought it was standard that Petrol pumps don't fit into the Diesel tank and vice versa.

US Army Shoulder Mounted Rockets have a warning on the backplate: "If you can read this, it is pointing in the wrong direction".

The reason you have to click on every website now that you accept that they use cookies, is because of muppets like this who were blissfully unaware and then used the "I didn't know" excuse.

It didn't fit and she thought it was because of the awkward angle, so somehow managed to squirt 12 euros worth into the tank. And then drove home.

jaysus imagine if Kingfisher and George Murphy teamed up

So how in gods name was it a daily occurrence in that garage, to the point the guy behind the counter had a number to hand….. I do question so many drivers at times, but this just proves there are a dangerous amount of idiots behind wheels.

Like this lad.

I watched Trump last night and let me tell you I was more shocked by the tariffs on USA goods… so I'm shocked at how shocked these countries are!! Its like being shocked at a dog biting you after you've kicked it, what did they think would happen?

how can the USA negotiate their tariffs, if they have nothing to bring to the table…. let the games begin!!

His entry level cheapest whiskey was 50 dollars 🙄

I'd say it was some really nasty stuff

The label covered in shamrocks and leprechauns and thatched cottage probably added an extra 25 dollars to the price

He called in "speaking of petrol Joe, I have a whiskey"

Joe making excuses as to why the woman said women make more of these mistakes than men.

Caller: 9 times out of 10 it can be repaired.

Does that mean 1 time out of 10, the engine explodes?

the Toyota Hilux would like a word about who is top dog